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The cable people are here and I keep offering them waffles and they look concerned and I should not be an adult

"Mam you do not need to feed us" IM SORRY ITS ALL I KNOW

My parents didn’t ever actually teach how to adult. The only things I learned were to hoard plastic bags within plastic bags and that whenever there is a person in your house you feed them

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this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

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I had a substitute teacher in bio and he was walking up and down the rows making sure that we were doing our work when he stopped by one girls desk and asked “why do girls always have water bottles on their desk” and she was like “what????” And he pointed out 3 other girls desks with water bottles on them

Men baffled by girls staying hydrated

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#what do you mean girls need water to live

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-finally does laundry-

-never puts away laundry-

-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-

there are at least 5 turtles

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Well ur not wrong

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it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

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no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

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emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and your feelings, like always, are rendered invalid and silenced, forever damaging the ability to trust others with your feelings because they always are used against you.

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this is important because so many people don’t know this

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bitch the fuck you mean “nevermind” i paused my music for you

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Bra shark

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a true work of art

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Must be the most expensive sculpture I’ve ever seen

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Shut you up real fast.

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DAMN

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I cried so, so much

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do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”