Iamameesh

Vancouver 🌃

[squeakadeeks]

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

[21chrysanthemums]

[legendary-scholar-deactivated20]

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[afoxyblogger]

obsessed with this

[important-animal-images]

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[creekfiend]

My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph

[epilepticsaints]

[beardedmrbean]

[skate-sins]

I JUST WANNA CUDDLE SO BADLY

[lat-ino-deactivated20220128]

reblog in case you need these

[eriexplosion]

It's a hard world out there for a viscerally upsetting cgi fish

[pitbolshevik]

i was literally never the same after reading the velveteen rabbit for the first time at age 5

[pitbolshevik]

this changed me as a person

[debdarkpetal]

John on telecaster.

Via Queen Rare Archive on Facebook.

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[utopians]

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

[ottermatopoeia]

Oh.... cindarelita

[ottermatopoeia]

Hers

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[judgejudyofficial]

enigmatic,