The Little Things Matter

I may or may not have mastered the art of indecisiveness

[thetowndrugdealer]

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

[ignitionremix-blog]

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

[birthdaylobotomy]

the woods when it is foggy and just rained and so so green: good job!!! i love you!!

[viohra]

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

[viohra]

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

[cassidyrld]

Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked

[deermemoriesarchive-deactivated]

I get on tumblr dot com, reblog 100 posts in less then 5 minutes, then i leave

[non-compos-mentis-dk]

[bang]

[greelin]

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

[android1000]

*survives another year*

[maneuverboy-deactivated20151011]

this is the hot dog man of destiny

once every 15.5 years this man will fend off all darkness for you

reblog in 12 seconds or you will never feel happiness again

[ahlie]

holy fuck….. guys reblog for good luck!!!!!!!!!! after i reblogged this i got a cheque in the mail for $59028498 trust me it works!!!!!!!!

[slavery]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[thehauntingofomashu]

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane (to their dream job in Paris) for Ross fucking Geller

[kardashy]

[lena-zorel]

Maybe I’m crying

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Me as a parent if my daughter told me she has a crush on Sophie Turner…

[saintdollyparton]

Honestly she should be proud because her daughter has fantastic taste!

[drafthearse]

wait before i go does anyone have the photoset of the frog that looks like this

[monsterousarte-deactivated20250]

this one?

[thehappykindofsad]

My parents have been married for 19 years and together for 20 and I asked them what they were doing for valentines and they both looked so disgusted and said it was commercial and they hated it and then my dad said to me that every year he sends her flowers her favourite chocolates and a card pretending to be a secret admirer because although they think it’s a stupid holiday he wants her to have chocolate and then I went to my mum and asked about her secret admirer and she said it was a running joke between them cause my dad spends the day saying he’s gonna beat up her secret admirer and they both know it’s him but it’s been going for twenty years and my mum keeps the cards and if that isn’t love idk what is