NO MORE NEW JERSEY

Terfs, racists and nazis should reevaluate their lives. Like if you're getting the guy that calls himself the Evil Uncle to say you're awful then you're beyond help. I am @drizzlescomics140's evil uncle! Batteries not included

[drizzlescomics140seviluncle]

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

What would I spend my money on?

Evil death ray

Ancient demon blade

Hypnotist spiral stopwatch

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ...‎soap

Disguise glasses with a mustache

Possessed mind control amulet

Big red button that blows things up

Crowbars for my goons and henchpeople

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[drizzlescomics140seviluncle]

Susej... So Many choices....

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

Eyup, (evil yup,) that's why I made a poll...

um. what does "Susej" mean?

[drizzlescomics140seviluncle]

The Guy from Evil Saint Young Men. It's the Secret Evil Version of some japanese Show my nephew Showed me

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

What would I spend my money on?

Evil death ray

Ancient demon blade

Hypnotist spiral stopwatch

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ...‎soap

Disguise glasses with a mustache

Possessed mind control amulet

Big red button that blows things up

Crowbars for my goons and henchpeople

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[drizzlescomics140seviluncle]

Susej... So Many choices....

[boxheadpaint]

fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year

[zarvasystem]

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[drizzlescomics140seviluncle]

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

So. um. I got some anticlimactic news

Yeah. that's what made me pink. uhm.

at least I can have all the candy ment for my doctor all to myself |:) I guess.

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

(x)

[drizzlescomics140seviluncle]

Grahhhrh Orh i have been Awoken from My Slumber. uauh

What was i Doing again

[secret-blog-4sum1-secretly-evil]

Hmm... Evil deeds I assume!

[drizzlescomics140seviluncle]

Oh YES! i forgot! MuahaHahahaha

[fairycosmos]

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

[drizzlescomics140seviluncle]

Grahhhrh Orh i have been Awoken from My Slumber. uauh

What was i Doing again

[drizzlescomics140seviluncle]

Singing british songs With An enunciated american Accent!! >:)

[bruzum]

[drizzlescomics140seviluncle]

YES!

[teathattast]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Do u guys like me as evil or good cuz im flexible

[drizzlescomics140seviluncle]

Obligatory "i like Evil"

[bubblehead--01]

I wish I could be evil in real life. Sigh. I know evil exists in real life but its all just a bunch crusty-ass decrepit rich people. Thats no fun at all. I want to be like flamboyantly committed to the bit evil. I want to build spike traps and lasers that briefly hypnotise people. I want to steal all the instruments from music town. I want to get punched into the sun, but never really get hurt or go to jail for my silly crimes. I want to rob a bank of all of their burlap sacks with dollar signs on them. I want 2+ wacky henchmen, ideally one short and one tall. I think this might be my calling

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Hey, me and a couple of friends were planning on riding through the streets on skeletal steeds and cutting off the heads of random pedestrians with scythes, wanna come with?