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@drowhumor
Brainstorming
Kimmuriel: I really think we should play this one safe.
Jarlaxle: Okay, but!! I have a better idea.
Kimmuriel: boss...
Jarlaxle: We could...NOT do that.
Kimmuriel: boss...
Jarlaxle: We could do the opposite of that.
Kimmuriel: omg...
It’s funny because it’s true... LOL!
Spoiler Warning for Relentless.
Drizzt and Cattie-Brie’s daughter probably shouldn’t repeat Bruenor’s jokes... LOL!
…I wonder if Gromph ever just makes the light of Narbondel go faster or slower then usual just to fuck with people
I can absolutely imagine him doing this... Hahaha!
He stopped suddenly and shook his head vigorously, then roared in anger.
“Was it like that?” Kimmuriel asked.
Zaknafein took a step toward the psionicist, his swords coming into his hands.
Jarlaxle was fast to intercept him.
“If he ever does that again…” Zak said, pointing one sword over Jarlaxle’s shoulder at the distant Kimmuriel.
“It wasn’t—” Jarlaxle started to say, but Zak cut him off, his outrage too great to hear anything above the blood pounding in his ears.
“I will kill you,” Zak promised. “Do not ever slip into my mind again, because I will kill you!”
“It wasn’t him!” Jarlaxle yelled in Zak’s face. “He acted on my command.”
Before he could think of anything to reply, Zaknafein drove his forehead into Jarlaxle’s face, knocking the rogue back two steps. Zak brought his swords in and got slammed brutally, more powerfully than he had ever imagined possible, a wave of energy that scrambled his brain and had his legs shaking wildly, his swords dropping from his hands.
“Enough, enough,” he heard Jarlaxle say, but suddenly from far, far away. He saw the stone floor of the corridor coming and thought it would probably hurt.
Surprisingly, though, he didn’t feel a thing, at least not until he woke up sometime later, sitting against a wall, Jarlaxle sitting across from him.
“You need to stop that,” Jarlaxle told him. “Yes, I told Kimmuriel to do that to you, and yes, I understand the violation involved. Of course I do. Why do you think I wear this eyepatch, after all? We needed to know.”
“Was it the same?” Kimmuriel asked from back and to the side.
Zak glared at him.
this part is so fucking funny i’m in stitches?? kimmuriel not even twitching at zaknafein threatening to kill him until he attacks jarlaxle. zak fucking headbutting jarlaxle as a first response to being yelled at. jarlaxle just casually sitting there like zaknafein didn’t Reflexively Violence at him and didn’t need to get brain-tasered until he passed out
the fact this was all entirely avoidable if they had talked about it for five seconds
they’re so stupid. i love them so much
I loved this part! Especially Kimmuriel’s remaining completely on-task.
It’s as if he’s thinking: “Yes, yes, alright, you both want to have a sword measuring contest now, but could we focus on what’s important, please?”
LOL! I can’t help but love Kimmuriel.
the dichotomy of protagonist drow
HILARIOUS!
A bit of humor concerned with Zaknafein and Jarlaxle’s past...
Funny Jarlaxle Art
Jarlaxle and Fearsome Artifact by RollerBoyJeremy on DeviantArt
So Let Me Get This Straight...
Drizzt’s daughter not only has he and Catti-Brie for parents, as well as Bruenor and Zak for grandfathers, but also Wulfgar, Regis, Entreri, Jarlaxle, Kimmuriel, Kane, and possibly Gromph as “uncles.” What does that kid worry about? Not much.
Does Gromph ever get tired of Jarlaxle’s requests? Jarlaxle is still alive, so I suppose probably not... LOL!
Gromph Baenre could step on me anytime and he knows it
I agree wholeheartedly. People may think me strange if they like, but Gromph is hot and I don’t care what anyone else says. LOL!
Before Entreri could respond, Kimmuriel came up to stand right before him. “Join with me,” the drow psionicist said, lifting his fingers for Entreri’s forehead. The ever-weary assassin brushed the reaching hand away. Kimmuriel tried to explain, but Entreri knew only the basics of drow language, not the subtleties. The psionicist’s words sounded more like the joining of lovers than anything Entreri understood.
That one time Artemis thought Kimmuriel wanted his dick (The Silent Blade, Ch 16)
Every Book
Kimmuriel: Hoe don't do it.
Jarlaxle: *does it*
Kimmuriel: Oh my god...
...And that is why Drow DON’T have that tradition! LOL!
LOL! :) Original Jarlaxle art by MaverikLoki. Thanks to Snarknsass for finding the artist info.
