Victim of a hate crime by Toni A. Ward

Hi, I'm Gabe. I live in California and I make a lot of terrible life choices

[subatoism]

Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

[gorgynei]

new propaganda campaign just dropped

[gorgynei]

who said he isnt ?

[r00kesque]

screaming crying throwing up

Need him carnally

Alan Cummings for Nasty Pig

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

we're smokin endangered cave mushrooms. we're smokin driftwood kush that burns blue-green. i got your girl at the hot stove hand-whipping a pot of beans and lard. six ex-cons in the walk-in fridge weighing out beef tallow cubes on triple beams. trim that, motherfucker. we're snorting 100% oxygen. i got the scientists from jurassic park working on a bottle of quaaludes frozen in amber that my archaeology team found in the montanan permafrost. life finds a way, bitch. feds tried to tap my phone but the judge made em buy me dinner first. call that a steak out. my latest pack was certified extra virgin because nobody fucks with me. it's the only thing gordon ramsay lets his chefs bump between lunch & dinner service. one of my shooters invented a better mousetrap but i told him squash it and focus on rats only. we smoked the blueprints. i was teabagging osama bin laden on counterstrike before you even forgot 9/11. pledge allegiance to the fag you little bitch

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i'm at every racetrack in kentucky slipping estrogen to the jockeys. each person in my entourage is handcuffed to a different briefcase. they call me e e cummings cause talk gets real short when i'm around. i've had a jailbroken Wii airgapped ever since ed snowden had his first sip of kvass and it's loaded with 19 digital basilisks. if i so much as plug this thing into a wall outlet, it'll bring down the electrical grid of every nation that drives on the right-hand side of the road. they call my cock "six white horses" cause she'll be riding it when she comes. they shut down my AM radio 4am music hour after 9 truck stops on interstate 75 declared political independence. free my boy long-haul, the RPG misfired & i can prove it. 10-4.

[fullcolorfright]

Relax! This Book is Just a Phase You're Going Through: Gay Comics from Christopher Street, by Charles Ortleb and Richard Fiala, 1978.

[andisupreme]

I think one of my favorite DnD Things is when random rolls become retroactive Lore/Quirks for the character. Not even as a DM ruling, I mean something the whole table adopts organically, whether seriously or as a running joke.

A paladin I DMd for failing every single perception roll turned into him canonically needing glasses and not realizing it.

A combination of failed perception checks and concentration saves becoming a character having ADHD and that getting worked into the acting.

My gnome barbarian with low intimidation rolls despite doing/saying some actually terrifying things suddenly having a voice that cracks like the "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! THAT YOUR ACTIONS!! HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!" kid when he shouts.

Or my favorite, my tabaxi artificer, Gus, comedically failing every religion check when it comes to praying so now it's a whole plot point that gods literally do not perceive him.

(Yes this is an invitation to reply or tell me in the tags if you've had any canon-altering rolls like this I love PC stories)

[herssian]

CLIP STUDIO IS ON DISCOUNT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get it

[frankiedotbiz]

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

[frankiedotbiz]

do you think steam just magically comes out of nowhere im so sick of these people who dont understand steampunk it makes me want to get into my submersible bathysphere and never reemerge

[littleguysdaily]

[leyspin]

r u kidding his media literacy is easily 3 stars

[littleguysdaily]

[druidcandy]

Politely as someone who had a SPG phase: I don't think someone who idealizes a heavily anachronistic version of Victorian times in a genre that has "punk" in the name but very little rebellion has a high amount of media literacy

[achesspiece]

hey my bf and i saw you from across the bar and we'd love to put you on a leash and make you bark

[achesspiece]

we also think you'd be great to be clicker trained if you're down for that

[achesspiece]

can we put a collar on you? we can get one with a cute little bell and a name tag with whatever you want on it

[mortalityplays]

incendiary take time. I think part of the reason some people are gunning so hard for platforms to outright ban AI art/writing is that they've cultivated communities of taste that eschew critical evaluation and hold all ('human-made') creative works to be innately worthy and valuable by merit of being made by a very special little guy. when you're not allowed to say 'this isn't very good' or 'this doesn't mean anything' because that's mean / the artist didn't ask / taste is subjective / the divine comedy is basically fanfiction, you sacrifice the most basic reason AI art sucks (that it...sucks) and HAVE to resort to gerrymandering the definition of art to eliminate it from the pool of inherently unique and laudable creative expression.

when you can't say 'this chatGPT dreck is complete shit', either because there's no air in the room for calling anything shit or because you've spent so long playing nursery school compliment games with your fellow artists that you don't have the vocabulary or insight to identify 1. that it's shit 2. why it's shit, all you can do is demand that nobody ever shows it to you. because if they do you might be tricked, and if you're tricked you might embarrass yourself by liking something profane. and if you like something the machine made...well, then human art isn't innately special and divine at all, is it bud? maybe the thing that makes it good is a level of craft, thought, insight and articulation that we should all be conversant in.

but that means we all have to accept that not everything we make is perfect. that means we have to take criticism on the chin. yucky. let's police the purity of people's workflows instead. everyone knows only moral upright artists make good art.

[crazy-brazilian]

[stormesandshowers]

[yousirareaspacetoo-deactivated2]

❓️ my only draft

[narwhal39]

this is just like my school choir

[r2x2]

[himejoshikomaeda]

[vedurnan-archive]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

You HAVE to pick one

Blood isn't sexy

Vampires aren't sexy

Long hair isn't sexy

Tony the Tiger isn't sexy

Bowser isn't sexy

Orcs aren't sexy

Bulls aren't sexy

Werewolves aren't sexy

2 or more of these aren't sexy

None of these are sexy

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2024

[proofweed-deactivated20240526]

Seeing a good looking gay guy and then seeing they're obsessed with Taylor Swift like... I need to pound the shit out of you and never interact with you again