“how do you draw a horse?”
“....... long muscly dog with very long toes?”
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“how do you draw a horse?”
“....... long muscly dog with very long toes?”
dnd gets real sad when nobody in your party rps with you when youre planning how to take down god :(
We need to start objectifying wizards. We can't slap them on the ass though they only have 4 hit points they may perish
Letter one
to you
i know this is a mistake
i know this doesn't end well
already my heart is thinking to itself
nothing will come of this
still
i cant help but wonder
do you like me?
is there a little flutter in you stomach when i talk to you
there must be
there used to be
i can only hope that this will all be gone when we see each other again.
then i can forget
about the way my heart does a little backflip when i see you
the way it lights up when you say something nice
the way my stomach drops when you choose not to
the way it twists itself in knots
over wether or not the reason you patted the bench for me to sit
was just to show me something cool
or to get just a little bit closer to me.
i know its stupid
i know you don't like me like that
i know you will never read this
that i am simply
fantasising about a crush
its stupid
but it cant do any harm
to hope
can it?
from me
i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened
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my dm needs to chill
TW: strong gore
our party is currently looking for an old knight, who has gone missing and has some key information we need about stopping the second rising of some dark god.
we have foud ourselves in this dark gods temples a number of times, and the dm has really upped his game with trying (and succeeding) to unnerve us. in the last session, we found an ominously worded note under a rock our paladin wanted us to push off the cliff for team building purposes, and no sooner had we read it, we saw a large amount of smoke rising from the forest. as we got closer to the smoke, the forsest died, and we could smell burning flesh.
when we got to the clearing, we saw the source of the smell, a crucified deer burning on a pyre, guts spilling onto the flames. wonderful. not ominous at all.
we go inside this half ruined hut, and we see in the middle of the floor, leaking blood into the ground, a book. when i went to pick it up, because i have zero self preservation instincts,an ancient goblin, who looked so old he may as well have been a skeleton vaccum sealed inside a garbage bag, decided to scare the shit out of me.
conversations happened, trapdoors were discovered, the party was split. when the remaining four members of the party went through the trapdoor, the blood from the book on the floor had leaked down and was dripping through the ceiling into words on the floor. bad vibes, they got out of there immediately.
i was carrying this ancient goblin across my shoulders back towards our camp, when i felt something watching me, turned around and saw a wolf with huge piercing blue eyes looking right at me. it could understand me when i spoke to it, but it got spooked by something in the trees behind it and i didnt stick around to see what it was.
tldr; my dm likes scaring the shit out of us.
the feminine urge to end all arguments with “suck my dick”
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Just informed them there won't be a Second Breakfast... nor an Elevenses.
"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.
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me and my friends preparing for pride
aasimar character idea: they dont physically exhibit any angelic traits, but whenever they’re stationary (standing, sitting, lying down, etc) there is always something coincidentally behind them that looks like wings (light, paint, graffiti, fabric wrinkles, a bird, etc)
POV: you see the guy thats always sitting in the back of your history lectures in the park and somethings different
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