drown'd

an ocean spills out of my mouth, turns to blood like a wedding miracle. you look in the mirror and tell me the date of my death. it is today.

[drumclaimed]

I definitely didn't lock myself in the 4th circle basement

That would be stupid

[deathclaimed-blog]

Bite me.

And the guy that was supposed to die in six months. Technically his house.

[drumclaimed]

Rassilon's fossilized dick

You're an idiot

[deathclaimed-blog]

[That’s okay Theta will be excited enough for the both of them.

Aka he will flop on Kosch and sigh.]

Six months off wrong. There may have been an unplanned fire, She might be pissed.

[drumclaimed]

{He laughs, and the sound almost startles him.}

You're an idiot

What did you set on fire?

[deathclaimed-blog]

Gee, thanks.

[He’s just going to make grabby hands.]

I may have went to the wrong place and whoops.

[drumclaimed]

{He considers staying in his chair, but - oh, fuck it. He's missed Theta, much as it pains him to admit.}

{Not that he's going to be overexcited about it, or anything. Theta's going to get the most apathetic lump he ever did see landing on the bed next to him.}

How wrong?

[deathclaimed-blog]

But Kosch

attention

I want it.

[drumclaimed]

Alright, fine

But you're finishing this yourself if I do

{He drops his pen with a dramatic flourish, and turns around to look at Theta.}

You look like shit

[deathclaimed-blog]

Kosch. I’m home and demand attention now.

[drumclaimed]

Theta

I'm home and busy writing your essays so you're gonna have to pay attention to yourself

[praetexto]

bingo

ten points for lions/the snake one/puff/whatever the last one is in the name of cute kid who knows his narcotics

[drumclaimed]

What the fuck

[youdidnottryatall]

do you guys show up in a pair or something

like should i expect him to appear in the near future

[drumclaimed]

Basically

[praetexto]

what do you think it means

[drumclaimed]

I think you are on drugs even I haven't seen before

[praetexto]

i’m not afraid to punch a girl either

now shhhhhhhh

[drumclaimed]

What does that even mean

[youdidnottryatall]

damn

do i need to be worried if i meet him 

and by worried i mean ‘approximately five percent less disdain’

[drumclaimed]

He's not as big a dick as he seems

That's all I'm saying

[youdidnottryatall]

see the thing is i didn’t want to meet either of you

[drumclaimed]

Shame that

Too late now though

[praetexto]

shhhh don’t argue

[drumclaimed]

I'm not afraid to punch a girl

[youdidnottryatall]

didn’t think so

[drumclaimed]

The real prize is you didn't meet my co-host first

[youdidnottryatall]

is there even any money on the card

[drumclaimed]

None you can use

[praetexto]

that’s fine, dude

you’re a cute you know that like wow come here and let me squish ur cheeks

[drumclaimed]

No

[drumclaimed]

+ praetexto

I'm sorry I used up all my witty responses on the last guy