Drunk Hetalia Countries

Ever wonder what the APH nations are like when they're buzzed? Come here to find out!

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

[bbanditt]

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

[sanjista]

it is the chosen one

[greywardenlisa]

it must be the main character in the anime

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

[guardgenie]

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

[slightly-fanatic]

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

[iwoofjaneway-deactivated2016060]

“ It’s armor. On a woman. It doesn’t have to look feminine.”

[lizstaley]

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

[kiokushitakaa]

game devs take note

[bestnatesmithever]

What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.

[mathylibrarian]

Not dying should be gender neutral

[blackfairypresident]

What if a white child with cancer only had 3 weeks left to live and their last wish to the make a wish foundation was to be able to say the N word just once. Are you telling me its not okay for a white person to say the N word in that instance?

yeah

[racistcancerkid]

:(

[sleepysamurai-deactivated201710]

ok listen… you r literally the only person i’m telling this. just.. don’t tell anybody bud, but

i couldn’t sleep, so I decided to just start flicking through some internet TV things, like Netflix, Crunchyroll, etc.

and I found

{{ VOICE QUIVERING }}

this ANIME~~~~

called “SHE AND HER CAT”.

and it’s just it’s about

this girl and her cat.

but… it’s from the perspective of the cat. who LOVES HER.

SO MUCH.

and… the whole show is just about how happy he is to be her cat and how he thinks she’s amazing and the best ever

it’s a whole SHOW ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS CAT AND HUMAN LOVE EACH OTHER

AND HOW HAPPY HE IS TO ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HER

AND, AND, AND THE SECOND EPISODE IS JUST THEM REMINISCING ABOUT THE FIRST day they met…

and i SWEAR ON MY LIFE, I am a grown 30-year-old man with a successful business

reduced to literal tears

because it made me miss having a cat SO MUCH that I just cannot deal without ranting on Tumblr!!!

I mean come on… 

She always comes home exhausted.

She brings the smell of a faraway town I don’t know.

I live in my own time, and she lives in her own time.

So these moments when my time and hers intersect

are more precious to me than anything

it’s SO MELODRAMATIC AND SO SWEET AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY 

FULL ON TEARS. 

OUGHH MY HEART…

[toriitorii]

I am crying..

[apriki]

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

[trashboat]

its happening

[brilliantinemortality]

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

[kitsunecoffee]

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

[hate-deactiv]

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

[drunk-aph-nations]

Russia: America, you need to chose the red wire and cut it before the bomb explodes!!

America: ...I ain't no commie. BLUE WIRE OF DEMOCRACY!!!

Russia: son of a

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

One of my history professors is this scarily intense German guy, and today we were talking about the peer reviewing process and how vicious some academics can get, so I casually asked him what the worst review he’d ever received was.

He became very stony-faced, looked off into the distance and said, completely deadpan and in his thick accent:

“It does not matter. They are dead now.”

I think my professor has killed a man.

[hellkatsally]

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[itsonlythefairytale-deactivated]

The beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies slowed down and layered over The Ballad of Mona Lisa. 

Oh my god

Oh my god

[strawberrybudikai-deactivated20]

Well that took all of 2 seconds for me to hit the reblog button.

[walrusdakid-deactivated20130607]

ohmydearsweetbabyjesus

[the-screaming]

i came

[charleyepollard]

i’m not even into p!atd but this is

[danismostlikelyonphil]

oH MY LORD

[its-bangarang-deactivated201807]

Wow

[astronomical-daze-deactivated20]

Is this true happiness?

[scarlettewhich-deactivated20221]

I NEED THE REST OF THE SONG

[drunk-aph-nations]

2p Italy: [points to a bird chirping to start off a beautiful brand new day] you shut the fuck up

2p Romano: ...someone's feeling salty this morning

[kekotelli]

[insight-jd]

HOW THE FUCK 

[ambris]

That has got to be one of the most clever uses of transparency I’ve seen on this site yet.

[mr-prism]

we interrupt your regularly scheduled lack of meaningful content, to bring you

[goddammitleah]

but how did you…

[ayemuhhfucka]

LIT AF 😳

[thegoodvybe]

[jicah]

“I want to see the world… But I cannot move”

Reblog the snowman to show him the world.

[nedoiko]

One of the most meaningfull things I did.

[permanentlyenchanted]

x

[drunk-aph-nations]

Drunk Norway

[drunk-aph-nations]

Drunk Romano (South Italy)

[thebearemoji]

I really want to get a somewhat accurate head count of the number of hetalia fans on tumblr

so, if you like hetalia, reblog this post. But don’t like it and only reblog it once. ^^

hetalians unite! :3

[drunk-aph-nations]

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