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white guy | pro 2a | america | he/him | het | cis | christian | basically a pure example of a conservative | if you are against any of my views please interact | the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell | my political blog is @drunkasspotato | north carolina | my friends call me dylf, you can too

[meddlsome]

[drunkasspotato]

no

[tendie-defender]

Virginia Lobby Day 1-20-2020

[kasayaw]

[kasayaw]

thrilling sequel

[silver-tongues-blog]

those have the same energy as this

[art-nerd-rain]

Same energy as this

[just-high-school-things]

OK. buckle up.

my school no longer allows us to go to the bathroom alone. what this means is that, if a student needs to use the restroom, the teacher must buzz the Dean's office, who will then send an administrator to walk the student to the bathroom.

even better are the reasons this system is now in place.

for starters, someone literally pulled a sink off the wall in one of the bathrooms.

secondly, a group of 30 kids locked themselves in a bathroom and started vaping and wouldn't let administration in.

thirdly, another administrator literally caught two guys and a girl about to have a threesome in a bathroom.

and finally, the last straw in an entire haystack of idiocy (and I hope you realize that I am not joking when I say this) A GROUP OF FRESHMAN SHAT IN THE SINK AND SMEARED SHIT ALL OVER THE BATHROOM.

so yes, the students of my high school are no longer allowed to take ourselves to the restroom without being accompanied by a member of administration. fun times.

[drunkasspotato]

someone got stabbed in my school bathroom

[everygunlawisaninfringement]

Every gun law is an infringement

[nogodsnokingsnomasters]

Whoever made this deserves a medal. 😂

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

This is beautiful

[getmoneysmokeweedninja4161-deac]

a.i has come a long way

[drunkasspotato]

google recognized my toe as a person once

[catchymemes]

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Me: *180 games*

Also me: *100 hours in half-life 2*

[tendie-defender]

Same. I have 4 character from wild lands that all are at 100% story complete.

[drunkasspotato]

single player campaign game. how i have 127 in it is beyond me.

[trumpbot16]

dingleberry

[sentry-34]

Mk23 Run @just-remington would be proud

[tendie-defender]

What game is this?

[drunkasspotato]

trepang2

[gold-5tandard27]

[drunkasspotato]

yeah, кино is a good band, especially that collaboration they did with цой

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Birdy: mehhh! I don’t like PA >:( all these states are BAD Also Birdy: *from from Wi****sin*

Wisconsin is the best state dont trip

[intjint]

100% false

[takineko]

Texas is the best state obvi

[intjint]

It’s a Texas-sized pile o’ SHITE

[takineko]

Californians don't get to have opinions I don't make the rules.

[intjint]

Good thing it’s a fact that Texas is Tex-ass

[supreme-leader-stoat]

America is 50 countries in a trench coat. America is 50 countries in a trench coat and they're all siblings.

[intjint]

That explains why California is so communist. It’s one of the youngest siblings, a Zoomer, that thinks it knows how the world works

[mint-corset]

Maine is the best state

[guynamedowen]

False, Cheese state best state. All others are trash in comparison.

[mint-corset]

Maine is 3/4 Forest you're wrong

[guynamedowen]

46% of Wisconsin is forest, not to mention the UP which is rightfully ours dammit

[mint-corset]

Maine is even more forest than that. :I fight me

[guynamedowen]

Yeah, but where your lakes at though? Fried freshwater perch? Miss me with your lack of good fried fish.

[mint-corset]

Fried Fish is terrible. Also we got ocean baby!

[guynamedowen]

>fried fish

>terrible

Your opinions belong in the trash.

Also the ocean is trash.

[mint-corset]

As a southerner I have the right to denounce fried fish.

The ocean has spooky things

[uncle-beanbag]

Fried catfish with some salt and pepper, little but if mustard and rubbed on then battered and fried up mmmmmhmmmm best dang fish

[reaper-0-1]

I love how this went from an argument of who has the best state, (which is clearly AZ, btw,) to an argument about how fish should be cooked

[uncle-beanbag]

Fish cooking is serious business. (Utah but Arizona is 2nd. Spend a lot of time there.)

[drunkasspotato]

north carolina best state, we have our own border wall of islands.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[libertybill]

[dude-its-liz]

[swevicki]

Ok but damn you gotto give it to him, dude actually did it.

[zisveryconfused]

I don’t think Dick N Bawls is a doctor LMFAO sjdnddn

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I’m weak

[sss5]

[jaehaerys1]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Oh everything is bad

[drunkasspotato]

have you taken your joy?

[fangar999]

[bill-jimbersons-funhouse]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

What the fuck

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

They better wake her up cause that’s how drunk people die in their sleep. Aspirating.

[drunkasspotato]

wasn’t alcohol but that’s how that one chick died in breaking bad

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Never saw the show, but maybe? People don’t realize if someone throws up in their sleep (From anything from drinking too much or a simple medication) they’ll aspirate and die. Gotta make sure your roll them over onto their side and do your best to wake them up.

[drunkasspotato]

thanks for the advice

[just-skyrim-things]

Winter is coming.

[drunkasspotato]

life hack: lips have been chapped for past 6 years, i feel nothing.

[ppaction]

⚠️ RED ALERT: An unprecedented 17 states filed six-week abortion bans this year... ⚠️

More than *300* abortion restrictions have been introduced since JANUARY.

Tell lawmakers to STOP using six-week abortion bans to make YOUR choices for you – add your name here!

[drunkasspotato]

i’ll pass

[fangar999]

[bill-jimbersons-funhouse]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

What the fuck

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

They better wake her up cause that’s how drunk people die in their sleep. Aspirating.

[drunkasspotato]

wasn’t alcohol but that’s how that one chick died in breaking bad