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You know what I miss? When every ep of Criminal Minds had the following exchange:

Hotch: Excuse me person. We’re with the FBI and we’re looking for a serial killer we believe may be attached to your business/institution/whatever.

Random: How dare you! A serial killer would never be associated with our business/institution/whatever!

Hotch: You don’ understand. The person we’re looking for loves killing people.

Random: Oh god it’s Kyle

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You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

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Wherever she is, I hope Michelle Obama is just feeling super chill right now.

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LEMONADE (2016) - Beyoncé

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open rp

hey guys. im a fish

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Slurp…

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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

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this literally changed my mood 180°

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IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

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LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

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every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”