Dont Threaten Me With A Good Time

Disney, Broadway, Music, and Movie Lover. Mostly Meme Poster.

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

together we can build a home

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

[the-likeable-wizard-mack-deacti]

I’m sick of all the brooding vampire stories. Like, I want a vampire like Elle Woods from Legally Blonde. Just a girl who’s all in the pink girly stuff and OWNING IT.

Like, Imagine a family of dark Victorian Vampries who are very traditional with a vampire daughter who’s wearing a Y2K pink sparkly jumpsuit with her nails freshly painted and her familiar toy poodle in her purse.

“Oh yeah! My Dad is Zachaeus Van Hellwrithe the III! I know he looks like SUUPPEER intimidating but, like he’s super sweet. We even got our nails painted together! :)”

She’s not treated like an outcast from her family and they fully embrace her pink sparkly quirkiness.

[quesadellaarts]

isn’t that basically the Munsters tho

[lilaccatholic]

You're so valid for this

[brunhiddensmusings]

this was literally the plot of a 1991 movie

yes its the same damned actor, theres a reason he was the same damned vampire in gremlins 2 as well

he made a whole career out of that costume and attitude

[fiatv-deactivated20220515]

[ginger-ale-official]

McDonald’s should start selling 99 cent margaritas

[kingdeath000]

McDonald's should start doing abortions

[owl-ring]

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[mrcloudyfun]

Ooh nice

[lezzbehonesturhaught]

I’m obsessed with how awesome this looks!!!

[papasmoke]

“this sets a bad precedent people are gonna start going up to comedians and punching them during their routines” promise?

[papasmoke]

[twitblr]

Vaccine Papi (x)

[smokeandsong]

[nuka-rockit]

[karnsteins]

My, my. What big eyes you have. TRICK ‘R TREAT (2007)

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

Grandpa became the one thing he didn't want to become

[sculien]

betty being openly gay and openly sassy is my favorite thing

[artyphex]

I’m watching Luca

[robert-nash]

[cognitohazardous]

im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at it

[icrsftlom-deactivated20210618]

[leafcrunch]

[princessbento]

inflated

[krtrs]

podcasts are so fucking strange cause if you stop paying attention for like .5 seconds you miss so much information. like, i fell asleep listening to night vale once and woke up to cecil talking abt sex ed for spiders

[sussura]

But to be fair that’s just how nightvale is

[ghost-cassette]

You didn’t actually miss anything, Cecil waited for you to wake up and that was just the next thing he was going to say

[krtrs]

that’s so ominous and i hate that but thank you

[l-e-g-i-o-n-losh]

When you meet Heisenberg: