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As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

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Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time:

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I don’t know why ancient sea shanties are so hype for me, like it’s just the weight of my ancestors want me to get the fuck down to Drunken Sailor like they did when they came over the first time

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hears Drunken Sailor once:

The long dead ghosts of old drunk sailors in my head going absolutely bonkers:

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shes trying to ask you to mushroom prom…

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Tell her I said YES!!!!!

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*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?

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time for a

little horny posting

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Little horny on main

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i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

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Yeah… &?

Is it any different that women seeing cute things & wanting to squish their face?

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Is killing different than endearing physical contact? Local man unsure

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I really like … many aspects of hunting. And I think animals are beautiful. may I present

What is the point of mounting something like this sad, gross, proof that you will end a beautiful life for no good reason….

when you could frame you up a trophy like the photo below !?

This takes at least as much skill, and involves all the same wilderness stalking. It proves that you are both brave AND compassionate. There’s no downside to doing this instead. Imagine you go to somebody’s home, and they have a trophy room filled with beautifully composed close up photos of wolves and deer and boar and eagles and things all over the walls, with a couple camera guns mounted up there too - on one wall is a photo of a standing bear who obviously sees the person taking the photo and it’s been blown up so the bear is life size (that’s why you need that gun-barrel lens, so the quality holds up when you enlarge the pic) The person you are visiting is like, “yeah, I took all these.” THAT’s impressive. A room full of dead things just means they are weird and gross and pointlessly cruel and proud of it.