[askaniritual]

i like when wikipedia pages for bands have that little chart at the bottom where you can see how they’ve been ritualistically cannibalizing their drummer every 3-5 years since 2007

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

Our culture desperately needs more fat hot gay guys. Not for any noble reasons of representation; I’m just a pervert

[satanfemme]

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[segamascott]

[ironmaidenhead]

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[elokitties]

how I’m moving this summer

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"antique store, portland" (2006), lovely librarians

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[sluttynurse]

he wanna fuck slayyyter richard we should link later get to my hotel and suck him off in the elevator

[w00z13sbackup]

logan roy - rolling with the LGBT

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[trxy-land]

Help I can't stop playing this game

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]

[calebwittebane]

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google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!