our Lady of Perpetual Burnout

30 she/they

[rosiedemeanor]

Me: wow I'm making so much money now how am I still qualified for socialized healthcare

Me: checks my actual salary and it's almost half of median wage

Me: ah thats why

[bayesic-bitch]

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

[knownqueerbaiter]

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

[knownqueerbaiter]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” what feels even better is living a life where your self-worth isn’t entirely dependent on your thinness and you don’t constantly monitor and shame yourself. attaching the tweet that was worth at least five hours of therapy for me

[molags-balls]

[thombalan]

More on my Patreon 💙

Link in bio ☝️

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[segamascott]

[apolladay]

Did your parent(s) bring you to Bring Your Child To Work Day?

Yes, at least once

No, but at least one of their workplaces offered it

No, and it wasn’t offered

I’ve never even heard of this

Nuance/other

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

I always read about this in books but both my parents worked in high-security labs so there wasn’t exactly ever a “schoolchildren permitted today” policy. Was this actually a real thing that happened to people?

[creaturey]

why tf would there be a “degrading” clothing section in your weirdass terf fantasy world

[creaturey]

⬅️ MODEST SENSIBLE CLOTHING FOR FEMINISTS

DEGRADING PERVERT CLOTHING FOR SLUTS ➡️

[blackpyrefly]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to dress in this style for the rest of your life!

(you do not have to follow the beliefs associated with the style if that style has associated beliefs. The wheel curse does not affect anything like that.)

Do you like it?

yes!!

it's okay I guess

no

NO.

I dress like this already

results/other/unsure

Remaining time: 1 day 12 hours

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[uhuh100]

up next, the triangle.

we know what hole that goes in, right?

[uhuh100]

that's right, the square hole!

[letssnowstreamwings]

tumblr-style performance art

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Season 2 Episode 9 -- The Dinner Machine

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Kramer: will you STOP IT man?? you’re a slave to the APPARATUS! Its…its…its PERVERSE

[thydungeongal]

You know what. That ain't right

[thydungeongal]

Handy trick if you ever forget what the golden ratio is and all you have is an icosahedron

[ferrettoy]

Handy trick if you ever forget what the icosahedron is and all you have is a golden ratio

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry what was that

oh okay

[segamascott]

[wynsvre]

snoopy as gregor samsa

[decompose1]

neovaginas can get wet naturally

a neophallus can get erect with an implant (this will either be a bendable rod or a device that inflates with saline at the press of a button, usually in the testicles)

both can feel sexual pleasure and experience orgasm

most neovaginas will be able to tolerate larger insertions with enough dilating/training

the nerves in neophalluses take a while to regrow but it is incredibly rare to experience no sexual nerve growth

both can look and feel "normal" if that's what you want, just take good care of your scars and look at your surgeons' results portfolio (and don't be afraid to be picky! its your genitals, you get to decide!)

in fact it's possible for many people to stealth and for their sexual partners to never know. even for phallo, some people with natal penises have erectile implants too, ED is common. neocaginas are often indistinguishable from natal vaginas

many surgeons are starting to offer preservation options for patients who want a more mixed look/don't want to lose what they have

YOU HAVE OPTIONS! demystify bottom surgery