free lobotomy!!

harper - 24 - she/her

[echomortis]

I liked the dog lettuce post enough that I was compelled to draw what “dog lettuce” was to me.

[iamoutofideas]

you drew dog lettuce

[8nin]

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

[ilovetodrinkwater]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[hotvampireadjacent]

My mama wanted me to buy something for her.

Who put this Inthe Amazon account

[fnordseer5]

many of you are chinese

[mattressblowoutsale]

Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[itstimetodrew]

Two rules for creating anything.

1) Make it weird.

2) Make it with love.

[nyaa]

Anime Expo 2008 cosplay contest

[pjackk]

fuck my commute

[i-like-eyes]

drenk

[midwestemogirlfriend]

[telleveryoneilovethem]

As soon as any post starts getting notes you will see the most despicable urls in your notes im talking destiel-in-the-tardis-22b im talking chronic-pain-aroace-enby im talking skrunklechungus im talking himbohamiltonfan etc etc etc and so on and so forth

[lntruding-deactivated20250228]

[evilvillain123456789]

At the clurb on new uears eve at about 8pm pulling dude perfect trickshots on ruffies on peoples drinks completely wasted 17 minutes after opening somehow pulling it all off without a hitch I'm talking fuckinf ricochething off two dancing mens modelos on da floor to get into a third dancing model that has a lime wedge squeezed into the top Im bouncin pills off th3 damn disco ball and ots not even for any nefarious purpose other than to klear the dance floor out ao I can do my michael jackson moves to mr saxobeat

[evilvillain123456789]

No I actually love it when I piss blood from my ass

[evilvillain123456789]

trembling and gasping dribbling hot red blood from my lips and jagged wound impaled on the point of the big ass meat knife as my aerosolized blood ruins the Fogo de chão salad spread and lands in rich crimson beads upon the polyester gaucho pants of the longsufferig meat man