free lobotomy!!

i've had this blog for 14 years harper - 26 - she/they

[toskarin]

when you're waiting on the train home from work trying to figure out if the bloke kinda inconspicuously walking towards the ledge is about to make this a lot more complicated

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[cryptotheism]

My uncle can flutter jump like yoshi

[cryptotheism]

He doesn't like to do it where people can see though. If you bring it up he gets all embarrassed.

[toskarin]

[pawao]

[dibudani]

beware of 3Dfication! it could happen to you, to a friend, or even to your DOG!!

[infertilityidol]

*about my buddy who's downfall will be his hubris* yeah he's got a bad case of the hubes lol

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[echomortis]

I liked the dog lettuce post enough that I was compelled to draw what “dog lettuce” was to me.

[iamoutofideas]

you drew dog lettuce

[8nin]

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

[ilovetodrinkwater]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[hotvampireadjacent]

My mama wanted me to buy something for her.

Who put this Inthe Amazon account

[fnordseer5]

many of you are chinese

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[itstimetodrew]

Two rules for creating anything.

1) Make it weird.

2) Make it with love.

[nyaa]

Anime Expo 2008 cosplay contest