im a bonafide face-seat box muncher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

richie, a guy made up of many guys ∆ chronic stoner, occational artist/writer ∆ jaybart/timdami/dirkjohn lovers PLEASE interact i am begging u ∆ in my RELIGIOUS MANIA era ∆ will toledo enjoyer ∆ currently won't Shut Up about: my little guys (ocs), dc, homestuck, IT (1986), vundabar ∆ feel free to send asks or prompt submissions ∆ i don't give a fuck who interacts but i WILL block u if ur being a dickhole

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

me remembering i have a name and body and people know me:

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you get a breath weapon like a dragon, and the options go from fire to things like gravel or bees

you have this breath weapon! (also you're a dragon)

are you happy with it?

yes!!!!!

a little

it's okay I guess

no.

NO.

result/other

Voting ended onAug 2

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cmon man.

[blind-leading]

Stomach acid. I will dissolve you.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So I can breathe normal and you can vomit on cue. I rescind my disappointment, mine is better.

[zoesupreme]

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

[theprofessional-amateur]

Keep me company but stay out of my way. The dream.

[baphonnicula]

nowhere else

[johnnycrass]

[fairycosmos]

[mikakuna]

oh my goodness WHO CARESSSSS

this is always the problem. someone tells jason (in canon and fanon) that bruce is trying, that bruce is doing his best-- framing their issues like it's jason's fault because he refuses to bend and buckle. they try to act like jason just needs to meet bruce halfway and it's his unwillingness to acknowledge that bruce is "trying" that's keeping their relationship so tense

but bruce ISNT trying. this is what he said before barbara said that:

bruce isn't trying because his solution is to make JASON try harder. bruce is saying the easy part-- simply telling jason to leave behind his vigilante identity, which isn't even a compromise because he expects jason to do what he alone wants. JASON has to try to actually leave it behind, to maintain a new one, to go back to the bat way of doing things. that's all on jason. bruce saying he'll help him find a better path means nothing because he isn't gonna be doing any of the heavy lifting.

what is the point of his apology if it means dust? all he says over and over in various comics is i'm sorry i failed you. okay, great. now what are you gonna do to actually make it up to jason because so far, you've only failed him further.

every time, jason is framed as the unreasonable one, like bruce is some kind of toddler and jason's being a big meanie by refusing to play games with him. why should the burden to fix their relationship be solely on jason? why should bruce "trying" be enough for jason?

bruce is not trying to fix shit if his solution is to make jason do everything while he gets to sit back and enjoy the end result. batman means everything to bruce to the point where his real relationships are impacted by it because he refuses to let go of that identity. yet he expects jason to let go of the red hood when the red hood means everything to jason.

but yeah girl, he's trying. stupid jason omg can he stop making everything so hard

[melancholiadecember]

men who get hard just by eating pussy >>>

[mrsterlingeverything]

What is the age gap between you and your partner?

Single gang

1 year or less

~2 years

~3 years

~4 years

~5 years

~6 years

~7 years

~8 years

~9 years

~10 years

Over 10 years

Voting ended onJul 29

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[cuppydogshane]

MESSAGE TO ALL SICKOS: LIVE FOREVER

[polybatcest]

its so scary when i see art of a robin with full-length pants and i think oh nice tim art and then i see the tags and realize it's dick....... why would you put those on him........... take them off.............. he needs his legs free you sick fuck yuore hurting him..............

[tjwock]

HEY.

HEY YALL.

USAMERICAN DEMOCRATS SUCCESSFULLY REMOVED EVERY ANTITRANS RIDER FROM EVERY FUNDING BILL

Spread the fucking word because LORD knows democrats fucking suck at spreading it themselves and will fail once again to inform their base

But just in case you’re sitting there going “the Dems aren’t doing anything,” THEY ARE

IT IS JUST SLOW

AND MOSTLY INVISIBLE

BUT THEY ARE

[raigb8]

every day i pray to god for every politician above the age of 40 to be thrown into a fire pit

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[sleeplessvinka]

Jason went on an undercover mission hoping nobody would found out.

He failed miserably

Dick discovered something new about himself that day

[imminent-danger-came]

I don't want a cast of healthy characters I want them all to be varying degrees of suicidal

[imminent-danger-came]

I don't want a cast of healthy characters I want them all to be varying degrees of suicidal

[imminent-danger-came]

I don't want a cast of healthy characters I want them all to be varying degrees of suicidal