im a bonafide face-seat box muncher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

richie, a guy made up of many guys ∆ chronic stoner, occational artist/writer ∆ jaybart/timdami/dirkjohn lovers PLEASE interact i am begging u ∆ in my RELIGIOUS MANIA era ∆ will toledo enjoyer ∆ currently won't Shut Up about: my little guys (ocs), dc, homestuck, IT (1986), vundabar ∆ feel free to send asks or prompt submissions ∆ i don't give a fuck who interacts but i WILL block u if ur being a dickhole

[64mpg]

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

[undeadringers]

its called house of leaves because you leaves the house

[zyzix]

[awesomebutunpractical]

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

[zapsoda]

"thoughtcrimes arent real but once you say your thoughts outloud its not a thoughtcrime, its just a crime" is the most the party shit ive ever heard. okay so you agree? you think expressing wrongthink is a crime?

[zapsoda]

"thoughtcrimes arent real but once you say your thoughts outloud its not a thoughtcrime, its just a crime" is the most the party shit ive ever heard. okay so you agree? you think expressing wrongthink is a crime?

[zapsoda]

"thoughtcrimes arent real but once you say your thoughts outloud its not a thoughtcrime, its just a crime" is the most the party shit ive ever heard. okay so you agree? you think expressing wrongthink is a crime?

[zapsoda]

"thoughtcrimes arent real but once you say your thoughts outloud its not a thoughtcrime, its just a crime" is the most the party shit ive ever heard. okay so you agree? you think expressing wrongthink is a crime?

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[dubacheryking]

Working out is great and all but must it make me feel like I'm gonna puke if I happen to drink fucking water.

[void-with-a-keyboard]

istg i'll see ppl say shit like "im fine with media depicting abuse/rape/whatever as long as it isnt glorifying/romanticizing it" then turn around and say cannibalism is a metaphor for love and that murder conveys devotion. i hate to inform you but youre romanticizing violence

[lucilargo]

not a girl but I believe in their beliefs.

[klaasje]

writer’s block (dry) = no desire to write, no ability to write (bearable)

writer’s block (wet) = HUGE desire to write, no ability to write (very evil)

[wolfeyedwitch]

Thank you for this distinction. I hate it.

[hoofpeet]

Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM