Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Stranger Things
Not today Justin
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Today's Document
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@fullmetallegolas
aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition
STATUS: DIVORCED (POSITIVE)
can a boy have a faggot summer without having a social life
Just a lil baby dwarf being kissed on the cheek 8)
Starting a new thread of insane shit I over hear my husband say to our toddler.
“Here, will this rice cake cracker sate your dark passanger?”
2. “Come now my child.”
*bluey the album starts playing*
3. “Oh I am so sorry. You’ve been mildly inconvenienced. How dare I truly”
4. “It is she! Her Majesty, Queen of the Sludge, Keeper of Goo, DJ Baby P (In the House) Dropper of Beats and Clapper of Hands”
5. He is in charge of bathtime and he lifted the ghoul tonight while singing “come with me and you’ll be in a world of baby sanitation” and I laughed so hard I snorted pasta
6. Okay this is more one that he said to me about the toddler but he was home with her while I was at work and I just got this text
7.
“Happy Independence Day Sweetie! Nationalism is a cancer!”
8. This is another one he said to me about her but still it made me laugh so hard I nearly choked
9.
*Penny babbling in the back seat, many la la las coming from her car seat*
“Are you singing us a song? Ah yes the dulcet tones of goblin”
10.
“Listen kid, I can’t let you have the cup anymore because you keep chugging the bath water, so we just have to remove the cup from the equation.”
11.
*penny is screaming, trying to climb back up a big slide at the playground*
“Someday you’ll learn about ,I don’t know physics and the myth of Sisyphus ,and you’ll start making a lot of connections I think. “
12. *Pen is still screaming and baby cussing about not being able to climb back up the slide*
“The problem is that you set goals for yourself that are unattainable by both man and baby.”
13.
“You can keep the cookie container, I don’t care. What kind of father would I be if I tried to separate a small raccoon child from her trash!?”
14.
*Penny is crying because the bucket she insisted on sitting in fell off the couch with her in it. Husband is bouncing her and rubbing her back after assessing that no physical damage occurred, just a bruised toddler ego*
“Oh my poor sweet angel. She fucked around and found out.”
15.
16. “The only three things this child cares about is Elmo, Cooking Videos, and Keith Tryguy”.
17.
“Hey. No! Cup privileges hereby rescinded, bath chugger”
18.
we miss him a lot
HES NOT DEAD HES JUST AWAY AT WORK 🤣
@stopaskingmetocreateanaccount
W H A T
Crazy, I know
Kakashi: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sorry for sm ghost fanart haha
mantis trimp
father and son 🥰
“Kissed my best friend to see what would happen”
(via)
there are things in my tags you guys should be saving for a priest or a therapist
and they're never the things I expect
He shredded for our sins
Good lord that's sick
Is no one gonna explain the helicopter and police siren?? Was he trespassing when he did this? Thus making it 10 times cooler?
Prommy 👉👈🥺
Like to charge, reblog to sack the empire and end this fucking age of nightmares.
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