getting up to mischief

gay amphibious lumberjack. This creature is aquatic in nature. The human being and fish cannot coexist peacefully.

[yamada-ryo]

"why is it called iphone" > because of the imac > "was that really the first choice" > no steve jobs hated it > "wait so what was his first choice" > macman

we couldve had phoneman. phoneman 16. phoneman se. phoneman x.

[varxne]

[amanitaphalloides]

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

[squeakitties]

[inquisitorgrand]

[bedupolker]

Some lesser seen rodents... & non-rodents

Striped grass mice (x3), lowland streaked tenrec, Luzon cloud rat, Paca, Eurasian hamster, European hedgehog

Originals on sale!

[dragongirlbunny]

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Odysseus sailing back through oceans littered with the titanic bodies of fallen mechas

[ohnopicturesofanothercat]

Bridget on the cat tree again for Toe Bean Tuesday, showing her displeasure at being videoed without her consent

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[lesbianlyonelb]

I just wrote 8 pages when I haven't written in months and was beginning to think I'd never be able to again. Idk what it is, but I am sharing and manifesting this energy for every writer who sees this. May you write 8 quality pages effortlessly and find joy writing once more

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[no-borders-no-nations]

[byjove]

what the fuck dude that’s an evil thing for a mushroom to do

[aeoliantectrix]

yeah wait why is it when normal plants are poisonous they just give you heart failure or something but when mushrooms are poisonous they always gotta be some awful SoulsBourne type boss shit

like the one that liquefies your organs inside you

[byjove]

if I remember correctly, there is a mushroom that may be responsible for ALS clusters and another mushroom that can cause you to be depressed for up to 6 months. why do mycotoxins behave like magical curses?

[nentuaby]

There's at least one mushroom that can be eaten safely an indefinite number of times by any given person and then suddenly kill them. Naturally it's famously delicious.

[randomtaleaday]

And then there's the mushroom that invariably makes you see tiny people. Like, you'd expect a hallucinogen to have varied results depending on the person, but not this one! Tiny people, every time!

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[hottestthingalive]

hi op. every time I see this post I hear it in her voice

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[runcibility]

[politijohn]

[babushkaat]