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Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can
one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate
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Legends Z-A also got me thinking
The explanation I hadn't anticipated but cannot dismiss
irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers
I think my biggest problem with Skyrims main quest is that the dragons don't actually do anything. Once you've completed the first quests and experience that first dragon at the western watchtower/learned you are dragonborn, every single dragon attack is a random event. There are practically no special plot relevant conflicts with them in the game. Its all random events and set locations. Any attack is just a meaningless rampage without purpose. After killing Mirmulnir, the next quest featuring a dragon is A Blade in the Dark, where you watch Alduin resurrect Sahloknir. This serves to establish how Alduin is resurrecting the dragons. Its something that can be repeated a couple times by tracking down dragon mounds at the right time (the one outside Rorikstead is one). Theres also mounds that spontaneously empty off-screen. All of this is nothing but backstory to demonstrate how the dragons have returned. Kynesgrove itself is irrelevant to this event, the settlement is conveniently just outside the range of the dragon fight. All that matters here is the location a dragon was buried and that its no longer dead. Windhelm is within spitting distance of Kynesgrove. Close enough that Ulfric Stormcloak himself could gather his soldiers and respond the moment Alduin is spotted flying in. This of course does not happen. You know what's the next scripted dragon encounter after that? Summoning Alduin to fight on the Throat of the World. In-between Kynesgrove and then the Dragonborn and Blades have infiltrated the Thalmor embassy, refounded the Blades, met Paarthurnax, and found an Elder Scroll in a way too long dwemer ruin. In all that time Alduin has done nothing except resurrect dragons who themselves quickly kamikaze in pointless attacks against the Dragonborn. The World-eater is not doing a lot of world-eating. With Alduin wimping out to Sovngarde to recharge, its now up to the Dragonborn to convince Balgruuf to let you trap a dragon in his palace. Note again, Odahviing is summoned to you. He does not take initiative, he was solely responding to the Dragonborns callout. This is a common theme of the main quest. Many stories have a problem with their heroes being reactive, but here its the antagonists. The dragons don't really do anything direct except respond to your actions. Not only can you complete five major main quests between dragon appearances, you can just ignore it for as long as you can. Because the dragon crisis revolves around you. One prerequisite to capturing Odahviing is Season Unending. You must either end the civil war or arrange a truce before you can continue. This shows another problem with how the civil war has a larger impact on the world than the dragons do. People across skyrim will comment on the civil war and its ramifications can be felt everywhere. Not so many people have anything to say about the dragons. Some of those comments are even that they can't do much about the dragons because most of the fighting guards have already left for the civil war. Cities are being attacked by dragons, yet the war can continue waging without a problem. The greatest impact that Alduin ever had on Skyrim was unintentionally allowing Ulfric to escape in the very first quest. Shortly after that its over. You battle through Skuldafn, giving us two dragon encounters and only occurrence where a dragon cult ruin/dragon priest is relevant to the main plot. All as nothing but enemies in your way, guarding Skuldafn. (Bleak Falls Barrow is the only other Nordic ruin to appear in a main quest, but the dragons weren't even back yet other than Alduin and so its basically the same as any other ruin). You go through Sovngarde, kill Alduin and thats it. (Part 1)
(Part 2) Does a dragon ever attack one of Skyrims cities that isn't random? (and even then those don't trigger on the five major cities) Nope. Does Alduin ever do anything to enact his plan to end the world? Nope. He starts by resurrecting the dragons, and later had to recharge in Sovngarde after you summoned him for an ass-whooping. Do the dragon priests and their now draugr cultists, who supposedly preserved their lives in anticipation of the dragons return, ever do anything relating to the dragons? Nope. They stay in their tombs. One is a portal guard at Skuldafn I guess. Morokei is more relevant to the College questline, and hes still passive there. Do any Jarls or other powers that be take action to respond to the dragons? Balgruuf does, and thats it. Even then his actions are limited to responding to the one direct attack, and letting you summon a dragon to them for capturing. I guess the Thalmor made an investigation, but even that was an extension of the anti-Blades thing. Does the civil war get impacted by the dragons? Only as an informed attribute. You have to convince them that they have to stop warring to face the dragons. Nothing really mattered to Ulfric or Tullius before. And then its not even their problem, they leave it entirely to you. Do the Blades, the order revived for the purpose of killing dragons, ever kill a dragon? Only in radiant quests to the static dragon roosts. Delphine is there at Kynesgrove when you are still investigating....and thats it. She doesn't even show up to fight Odahviing. The Blades will even refuse to help any more unless you kill Paarthurnax. Despite the fact that killing dragons is still very much their business, and obeying the dragonborn was the secondary purpose of their order. Players don't even get concerned by this ultimatum cause its not like they were helping anyway. In all the entire main questline, the central antagonist of the game does....bugger all. If people are interested (or I can't shut up), I might make another post about changes I would make to the plot. Enough for my own AU really.
I think my biggest problem with Skyrims main quest is that the dragons don't actually do anything. Once you've completed the first quests and experience that first dragon at the western watchtower/learned you are dragonborn, every single dragon attack is a random event. There are practically no special plot relevant conflicts with them in the game. Its all random events and set locations. Any attack is just a meaningless rampage without purpose. After killing Mirmulnir, the next quest featuring a dragon is A Blade in the Dark, where you watch Alduin resurrect Sahloknir. This serves to establish how Alduin is resurrecting the dragons. Its something that can be repeated a couple times by tracking down dragon mounds at the right time (the one outside Rorikstead is one). Theres also mounds that spontaneously empty off-screen. All of this is nothing but backstory to demonstrate how the dragons have returned. Kynesgrove itself is irrelevant to this event, the settlement is conveniently just outside the range of the dragon fight. All that matters here is the location a dragon was buried and that its no longer dead. Windhelm is within spitting distance of Kynesgrove. Close enough that Ulfric Stormcloak himself could gather his soldiers and respond the moment Alduin is spotted flying in. This of course does not happen. You know what's the next scripted dragon encounter after that? Summoning Alduin to fight on the Throat of the World. In-between Kynesgrove and then the Dragonborn and Blades have infiltrated the Thalmor embassy, refounded the Blades, met Paarthurnax, and found an Elder Scroll in a way too long dwemer ruin. In all that time Alduin has done nothing except resurrect dragons who themselves quickly kamikaze in pointless attacks against the Dragonborn. The World-eater is not doing a lot of world-eating. With Alduin wimping out to Sovngarde to recharge, its now up to the Dragonborn to convince Balgruuf to let you trap a dragon in his palace. Note again, Odahviing is summoned to you. He does not take initiative, he was solely responding to the Dragonborns callout. This is a common theme of the main quest. Many stories have a problem with their heroes being reactive, but here its the antagonists. The dragons don't really do anything direct except respond to your actions. Not only can you complete five major main quests between dragon appearances, you can just ignore it for as long as you can. Because the dragon crisis revolves around you. One prerequisite to capturing Odahviing is Season Unending. You must either end the civil war or arrange a truce before you can continue. This shows another problem with how the civil war has a larger impact on the world than the dragons do. People across skyrim will comment on the civil war and its ramifications can be felt everywhere. Not so many people have anything to say about the dragons. Some of those comments are even that they can't do much about the dragons because most of the fighting guards have already left for the civil war. Cities are being attacked by dragons, yet the war can continue waging without a problem. The greatest impact that Alduin ever had on Skyrim was unintentionally allowing Ulfric to escape in the very first quest. Shortly after that its over. You battle through Skuldafn, giving us two dragon encounters and only occurrence where a dragon cult ruin/dragon priest is relevant to the main plot. All as nothing but enemies in your way, guarding Skuldafn. (Bleak Falls Barrow is the only other Nordic ruin to appear in a main quest, but the dragons weren't even back yet other than Alduin and so its basically the same as any other ruin). You go through Sovngarde, kill Alduin and thats it. (Part 1)
I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.
“Fine words, coming from a Coyac,” Tupoc idly said. “How many hundreds of serfs did your father bring back from Sordon to work in mines and fields?
“One was too many,” Izel bluntly replied.
“Spoken,” Tupoc Xical said, “by a man raised in the light of candles, fed on bread come of servile wheat fields, clothed in robes of cotton picked by their hands and whose tutors were paid with foreign treasures. What is left of you, without the flowers? Not much that I can see.”
Tupoc had spoken the way he always spoke: a bullfighter, twirling his cape to draw the eye before he sank barbs into flesh. Tristan could see it in those pale eyes, the expectation of the twitch and roar. That the other man would lower his horns and charge, that the familiar old game would play out down in the sand. Only Izel looked into Tupoc’s eyes as well, and whatever it was he found there caused in him no anger.
That look on Izel Coyac’s face, the thief thought, looked terribly like grief.
“You were Leopard Society,” he said.
Something like unease flickered on Tupoc Xical’s face, but it passed.
“No such society exists,” Tupoc grinned, a slice of ivory and mockery. “Careful, Coyac, you’ll say too much where the foreigners might hear. What would your father think?”
“I do not care,” Izel said, and pushed back his seat to rise to his feet.
The grin turned expecting, almost eager – he leaned forward a bit and angled his chin to make the punch easier. Only the other Izcalli instead did something that wiped the smile right off his face.
He bowed.
Low, deep. Starkly enough it could not be mistaken for anything else. He straightened only after a long moment of utter silence had passed.
“I’m sorry,” Izel said.
“Pardon?” Tupoc mildly said.
The Izcalli’s perfectly even face looked like a ceramic mask, a solid thing only cousin to a man’s face.
“I am sorry,” Izel Coyac repeated, “for what we did to you, Tupoc Xical. For all that was stolen.”
“Soft-handed noble,” Tupoc smiled. “Nothing was stolen. I was given a gift.”
“We stole that too,” Izel gently said. “The ability to understand that what was done to you is evil. Fundamentally, inexcusably. That all who hold a stake in the rule of Izcalli have failed a thousand thousand children like you, and still do. That we ordered you snatched up in the night, raised to kill and die nameless, so that we might keep repeating the same old mistakes instead of learning.”
And it should have sounded pretentious, Tristan thought, or sanctimonious. A man raising himself up by apologizing. It would have, if not for the devastating weight of that sincerity. Izel meant every word, the thief thought, meant them completely. It was so painfully obvious that not even Tupoc was able to laugh him off and gods did he look like he wanted to
“I am sorry,” Izel Coyac said one last time, “that we taught you it was necessary, what they ordered you do to, because it isn’t. We can be better.”
His jaw locked.
“It’s just easier not to be.”
Tristan had seen Tupoc Xical afraid before. For all that the Izcalli was like a great cat, all death and shamelessness, he was not beyond flinching. It was not always all in his hands and when Ocotlan had dropped dead at the table next to him he’d been afraid. Almost fled. But there was a difference, the thief thought, between fear and being rattled. Ocotlan’s death had made him afraid, but it had not rattled him.
He looked rattled now.
Like someone had snatched the fire and the poison right out of him. And as Tupoc swallowed, answer shying from his lip, the Izcalli felt the gazes of all those around him staring at a naked part of who he was – and reacted the only way that came to him in that moment.
He drew his knife, lunging across the table.
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In honor of pride month
My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it
Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?
sand tiger sharks
on it, boss lady
one smooth shark, coming up
Victoria Dallon's bisexuality is quite fun to play around with, because in canon, she ends up with a lot of complicated issues regarding her latent feelings for other women ('am I feeling this way because of what Amy did? What do I do about this if I am? Should I do anything about it?'). In fact, this is one of the core appeals, to me, of Starsong as a ship, because Ashley brings her own intimacy-related issues to the table.
But I like imagining what her bisexual awakening would've looked like if it hadn't been for the Dallon-Pelham Torment Nexus.
So with Dean and Amy being absolutely no help whatsoever, Victoria turns to the rest of her family:
First off, she goes to her dad. Mark's meds aren't strong enough for him to match Victoria's energy on this one, but he's able to pull himself together enough to play at being A Good Dad. In this case, that means he's able to offer up some basic platitudes about loving yourself for who you are or whatever. None of it's at all groundbreaking, but it is kind of what Victoria needs to hear, so it actually kind of works out, and the 'thank you' Mark gets from her for it makes his next two weeks.
Then she goes to Crystal, who continues to be the best cousin ever, and reveals she's gone through most of this journey herself already, and anyway, so has Neil, so it's really not that big of a deal (Neil has not told anyone about him being bi, but it's obvious enough to Crystal. There's a joke here about it running in the family what with Neil maybe being Victoria's dad as well).
Notably, she does not tell Carol about any of this, because Carol will Make A Big Deal out of this, and will insist on working through this with Victoria properly, so this never makes Victoria feel or look bad in public.
She does notice that something is up with Victoria, though, although she catches on that something's up with Amy first, and immediately accuses her of doing drugs, with a full Drugs Are Bad monologue, and when she thinks Victoria is doing drugs, she gives her a speech about how she can totally come to her mother for help with whatever she's struggling with.
It isn't actually Mark that lets it slip. He doesn't know that Carol doesn't know, but he doesn't consider it a big enough deal to bring it up himself, so he remains blissfully unaware that there's anything going on at all.
Eric doesn't let anything slip either. He overhears Crystal and Victoria talking about it, and they kind of threaten him to keep him quiet about it. Eric isn't actually enough of a shithead to blab about it, but he is willing to get Crystal to owe him a favour for not saying anything.
No, in the end, it's Sarah that lets Carol know what's going on, although she's also unaware Carol didn't already know. She brings it up casually, and immediately recognises she fucked up when she sees Carol's shock.
Anyway, this was a sneak peak into the CW version of the Dallon-Pelham household.
The way I see Carol reacting is that she's super into supporting Victoria
But like, excessive.
Carol's whole identity is finding a cause to fight for, for genuinely good reasons, but she never stops fighting for them or believes in breaks.
So she's supportive of Victoria 110% but also Carol WILL bring up her daughter's bisexuality whenever she is at any meeting or support group or making a speech about equality.
And of course, if Dean doesn't work out, Carol has many would-be lawyers or interns ready for matchmaking.
Carol trying to get Victoria to date her newest intern: Natalie
Then Victoria meets an english lit student who doesn't know any better, but is going through the same struggles and so can sympathize.
Leaving Lisa very frustrated that she now has two amateur bisexuals depending on her advice even though this is not her area of expertise but theres no one better.
(She tried to offload to Sabah but her advice was just 'kiss more girls)
Superhero after taking their first life: How can I go on being a hero. Do I really have the right to end their lives? Even with the horribel things they'd done, was this neccessary?
Fantasy Hero after taking their first life: welp, that sucked. But war is war and I got 200 more faceless goons in front of me. Good thing you goons are ontologically evil amiright?
Goon: actually we're conscripted levies forced to fight for-
Fantasy hero: bold words from someone in stabbing range.
thinking about wildbows pactverse. thinking about posting a guide online for becoming immortal like.
ok so you want to be immortal. its shockingly easy in this world! the first thing you need to do is resolve as little business as possible. anything you have emotional attachment to, hang onto it. do not resolve your grief, do not pursue a life of fulfilment. the next thing you wanna do is move to a city with an active practitioner population. ok so now youve primed yourself to become bait, and youve surrounded yourself with fish. next thing to do is to be good bait. make sure your ultimate demise is one of the most batshit things you can manage. make it tragic and metaphorically resonant. if in step 1 you could not abandon grief, consider setting your house on fire with unmonitored incense and being consumed by the flames. this ensures your ghost is a desirable candidate for familiarship. If you have a close friend who is a practitioner, that would be ideal also.
Becoming immortal is the easy part. Becoming immortal without horrible drawbacks or the regular sacrifice of a child, not so much.