Yanci @duckwithahat00 - Tumblr Blog

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

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⚜ The Flower Princes ⚜

The average middle-class human has little to no contact with non-Earth beings, unless their doings requires galatic travels. This hasn’t stopped, however, the exsposure and interest in their non-human neighbors, leading many to desire a tangible experience if it were possible. Thus, “intergalatic host clubs” were born. Now in every major internatinal city, galaxy hosts appeal to women who wish to converse with non-humans, but in familiar settings…for a fee, of course. Often hosts are expected to play into their species’ stereotypes, and a few human character ones, as well.

These four are the top hosts in Atlanta, Georgia’s high class antique-styled host parlour “Magnolia’s Room” :

♔ The Clover Prince : His booming, genial persona offsets his intimidating konpicoa stature. Most requested host and enjoys entertaining large groups. Appeals to those seeking “dramatic hero” or “hotblooded” types.

♔ The Hibiscus Prince : Surprises and lulls when he converses in his perfect Cajun accent, a feat difficult for any lurl’sti. Known for stealing clients. Attracts “charming bastard” and “i-can-change-him” seekers.

♔ The Chamomile Prince : Has a quiet demeanor that compliments his proper mannerisms. Officially a female tibulleno, yet no one minds. Attracts those wanting “troubled stoics” and “loyal” types.

♔ The Iris Prince : The sweet parlour greeter, but became a host after repeat requests. Struggles with understanding human cultures and patrons thrive on teaching him. Draws in those wanting “cute moe” and “boyish charm” types.

(SN: finally all my alien males in all their gloooorrryy.)

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Whozzit & Whatsit Galore.

yeoldenews

A selection of animals from various 17th and 18th century calligraphy copybooks which were drawn with single lines to practice (and show off) penmanship strokes.

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

anneofgreengaybles

sims modders and cc creators are genuinely the most incredible people on the planet i think. like they are out here creating and releasing cc and game mods that are light years cooler than anything EA has done since sims 2 era and most of them don’t even charge you for it

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a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead