Mr Dude

Ghost- bi trans guy, he/him/it- massive nerd- mostly sfw but I am 20 - occasionally I return from the depths to talk about how queer I am

[dudemr66]

I once saw someone ask if excessive bisexuality was a thing. I've since made it my personal mission to be excessively bisexual

[horridwizardthing]

In case you never existed, good afternoon, good evening, and good night

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[mantisliberationfront]

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

[prismatic-bell]

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

[bbcwhereareyou]

There’s a Broadway musical about them, too.

[cipheramnesia]

There’s gotta be a better way to learn about things than Broadway musicals.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The thing about being trans is that once you come to terms with it it’s really just whatever but The Cis People insist upon being weird about it

[what-even-is-thiss]

Once you’ve been out of the closet for a while and are surrounded by people who are at the very least neutral and respectful about the trans thing it just becomes a whatever part of your life and all these people claiming that you’re ruining society and passing laws against you kinda feels like a swat team storming into your house while you’re just eating spaghetti.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Bro why are you banning me from using the bathroom I’m literally just eating spaghetti

[what-even-is-thiss]

No I’m not eating spaghetti in the bathroom. I’m eating spaghetti in a normal spaghetti location and they’re banning me from the bathroom anyways.

[gem-andromeda]

[catchymemes]

[cl4ssicmilktea]

tears in my minecraft eyes bruh

[orteil42]

it's been incredibly freeing to realize that i'm entitled to never having to come up with anything original ever again because i already made cookie clicker and i can be satisfied with that. sorry this isn't meant to be relatable the rest of y'all still gotta try

[orteil42]

"hey orteil you posted a joke but someone else already made that post like a month ago" don't care. popularized a game genre

[dogpuppy]

[qapleulia]

saving my favourite twitter thread here just in case

[lightweightboy]

[urlocaltwinkrey]

flirting w him on one tab n watching a video essay about every major war crime committed in ww2 on another tab

[64mpg]

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

[64mpg]

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

[charlesoberonn]

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of her penis.

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[pigeon-butch]

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

[graywalf]

the snoofing