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If minions were real, do you think they'd be bred, domesticated and kept as pets, or bred commercially and sold as meat. Them being accepted in society is not an option

#minions #blegh #shitposting

princebuffovt

A funny thing about Kermit and Miss Piggy's relationship to me is that on paper there's a huge power imbalance in favor of Kermit since he's her boss, but he doesn't ever use that against her because 1. He doesn't want to, and 2 she can and would kick his ass

I hate knowing things. I wanna be dumb like everyone else. I dont want to care ab the things no one else cares ab. I want to like labubus and crumbl. Why must I know.

#ahhhhh #random #shitposting #meow meow #labubu

byjove

Cemeteries are not wastes of space. Historical cemeteries ESPECIALLY are not wastes of space. The fact developers are continuously foaming at the mouth to destroy them and put a strip mall up in their place should make you even more determined to help maintain them. In urban areas, they are a haven for wildlife. They are a green space. If you are too afraid of death to utilize them for that purpose, that is on you.

Im still 10 years old

And im still my mother's pathetic daughter

Only now my knobby knees and loose teeth have turned into big sweaters and a tendency to not smile with my teeth

But im still the same

Im still that awkward kid who cries when things get to hard, who the teachers had to pull out into the hallway. Who was told to grow up

And I tried to grow up

But i just couldn't

I couldnt learn to accept nothing would go my way, I couldn't learn to hold in my tears, I couldnt learn to make friends, or click with anyone

Im still my mothers pathetic daughter

And I don't think ill ever change

#shitty poetry #shitty poem

infectiouspiss

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

Its really odd like, being the friend that no one sees a future with. Like, people just dont make plans with you. You dont get the "when we have a super awesome house together" treatment. Like, its never going to happen, but idk, its nice to have people want a future with you, I think.

#rant post #random

what-if-i-just-did

Scared? Bite someone

Tryna express affection? Bite someone

Angry? Bite someone

Having sex? Bite someone

Bored? Bite someone

Bothering your siblings/friends? Bite someo-

bogleech

What the fuck is this advertising. Can you see this too.

segamascott

why did you crop out the link

I hate the new diary of a wimpy kid movies, becaues they fail to show how much of a cunt Greg Heffley is. Hes just like, evil, why did they take away his evil. An angel lost his wings.

#diary of a wimpy kid #I hate Greg

wings-of-angels

How it feels to be a hater but u only hate in private with ur best friend so it hurts nobody

milo-uses-big-words

@dulingotaxevasion love of my life

juniper-petunia

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

boycritter

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

boycritter

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

I love hyperfixating on the most random things, becaues like, where the hell did the muppet obsession come from?

#the muppets #shitposting #Its just so cool how their rigged dont judge me