witty balls and scopophobia

this monstrosity is my therapeutic attempt at humor. will degrade into fan blogging every now and then.

[iamoutofideas]

I didn’t think it was possible to make the worst tweet imaginable but here we are

[catchymemes]

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[lfdy88]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I need this dog

I need this dog to know I love them

I need to know the name of this dog

[placeholder-inactive]

@cryoverkiltmilk

His name is Prague!

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[xekstrin]

vantablack doge

[dulldarkwhite]

Holy lord I want this dog

[portaltwo-deactivated20190224]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[catchymemes]

[libertybill]

[polyversity]

My blog theme in the first year of being on tumblr: carefully chosen font, ‘professional’ style, high quality neutral images with “deep” meanings like the ocean and sunrises. My blog theme after 4 years of being on tumblr:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

Progression of Sobriety

Source: imgur.com

[ampervadasz]

[evagoblin]

tryna relax during an anxiety attack

[tsunglasses]

[dopeybeauty]

u ever think??

[syntactition]

no & u cant make me

[somecutething]

A gentle old man 👴🏼

[memecage]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

Ancient Greek guy: *dreams*

Ancient Greek guy: oh SHITTTT I’m an oracle?? I’m a fucking oracle?? Oh shitttttt I’m an oracle