Phan Sideblog

Sideblog of the-herbarium Also sometimes i reblog ted lasso and heated rivalry content here sorry

[dnpsfault]

What is their podcast about again

[phumblr]

in case u needed to hear it today

[bruhteeth]

“phan isn’t real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “the whiskers come from within!” and “ladders!”. I am very close to ending it all when two posh voices command silence over the crowd. “She’s right, stop fetishizing gay relationships.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back.

[phandomheritage]

date of origin: december 26th, 2017

[antiadvil]

“phan is real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “you’re fetishizing gay relationships!” I am very close to ending it all when one posh voice and one northern voice command silence over the crowd. “He’s right, please write more yaoi.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back. Then they come onstage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[a-gentle-yoink]

absolutely no context needed

[nicolegendary]

i knowwwwww in my heart ilya would love taking shanes last name and after they have kids referring to their family unit as hollanders. ilya turning around to the backseat like okey hollanders here is plan. we are going to be in and out of costco in thirty minutes. you may choose ONE item each. if we get separated we meet at optometrist. we will get ice creams on the way out as long as everyone is cool and nobody tells dad. hollanders on three.

[fircyrk-na-kolkach]

im fucking crying

[pseudophan]

💔 when your boyfriend of 16 years tells you he thought you maybe moved in together too fast 💔

[diphowell]

thinking about “we kept some friendships going”

[diphowell]

like… pj starring in phil’s master’s thesis pre dan

to pj and sophie working on the video dan and phil made to come out as a couple after 16 years, the entirety of which pj was around for.

[orpheuslament]

next person i catch saying "umm actually this (male fictional character) is a bottom because hes PATHETIC 🤣" is getting an axe to the back of the head. explain to me why you think being sexually penetrated is an inherent demeaning act reserved only for those you see as weak without being misogynistic &/or homophobic. quickly

[hollanderthoughts]

Bouncin on it

[hollanderthoughts]

Maybe I just haven’t met the right woman….

[hollanderthoughts]

……..bouncin on it

[rozanovshane]

toddler shane mic’d up highlights

get the puck get the puck get the puck

faaaast i’m so fast

let’s gooooo!

[unintelligible noises]

go go go go

[singing o canada]

[batsdotjpg]

if i was one of the three wise men i woulda given baby jesus cigarettes

[themoonandmyman]

[themoonandmyman]

Do I make you curious

[hollanderthoughts]

he’s letting me free use his dick for my birthday which is weird because I thought I did that anyways to be quite honest

[sconesfortea]

[dykephan]

[thatsmistertoyou]

microdosing on the idea of true love being real by watching dan and phil on youtube for 10+ years