Phan Sideblog

Sideblog of the-herbarium Also sometimes i reblog ted lasso and heated rivalry content here sorry

[fircyrk-na-kolkach]

im fucking crying

[pseudophan]

💔 when your boyfriend of 16 years tells you he thought you maybe moved in together too fast 💔

[diphowell]

thinking about “we kept some friendships going”

[diphowell]

like… pj starring in phil’s master’s thesis pre dan

to pj and sophie working on the video dan and phil made to come out as a couple after 16 years, the entirety of which pj was around for.

[orpheuslament]

next person i catch saying "umm actually this (male fictional character) is a bottom because hes PATHETIC 🤣" is getting an axe to the back of the head. explain to me why you think being sexually penetrated is an inherent demeaning act reserved only for those you see as weak without being misogynistic &/or homophobic. quickly

[hollanderthoughts]

Bouncin on it

[hollanderthoughts]

Maybe I just haven’t met the right woman….

[hollanderthoughts]

……..bouncin on it

[lesbianrozanov]

toddler shane mic’d up highlights

get the puck get the puck get the puck

faaaast i’m so fast

let’s gooooo!

[unintelligible noises]

go go go go

[singing o canada]

[batsdotjpg]

if i was one of the three wise men i woulda given baby jesus cigarettes

[themoonandmyman]

[themoonandmyman]

Do I make you curious

[hollanderthoughts]

he’s letting me free use his dick for my birthday which is weird because I thought I did that anyways to be quite honest

[sconesfortea]

[dykephan]

[thatsmistertoyou]

microdosing on the idea of true love being real by watching dan and phil on youtube for 10+ years

[dullet-enjoyer]

Im calling it now kicked her pussy up the wall will be the first gay slang term to not be appropriated from aave bc it came straight from the beautiful mind of phil lester

[phanstanband]

It is with great honor and joy I present the Official 2025-2026 Hard Launch Piss Report

[phanstanband]

Also since someone was asking—I don’t use twitter but my wife does, and I made her post it here’s the link

[muppetyaoi]

ilya rozanov outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* "when i got drafted to boston you were 9 isnt that weird"

luca haas, so drunk he cant stand straight: "can yuo put that out on me"

[themoonandmyman]

random repairman: can I use your bathroom?

Ilya: sure, but do not turn your back to the bathtub. nothing to worry about. is Just Jeff.

[the-bi-bilingual]

So. Ik that Jeff is a komodo according to the lore. And this image was probably used for funnies. But that is very much a monitor lizard, not a komodo. Komodos are also Extremely Fucking Venomous. And Just. Way too big to ever fit in a bathtub. Ik. How dare I involve logic in this glorious shit post.

Can you fucking IMAGINE THOUGH; Ilya does just enough research to keep Jeff alive and healthy and enriched, and also survive a HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE AND VENOMOUS lizard as a pet, that he assumes will one day be big enough to eat him. Of course Eventually either Shane finds Jeff or he's told about her and. Shane, king of research spends maybe 10 minutes online and-

"Jeff is baby Komodo, cute but venomous please be careful moy kotnik!"

*typing sounds from Shane's phone*

"Ilya that's a Monitor Lizard. They're not venomous. That's as big as she's gonna get."

". . So we can keep-"

"ILYA!"

[themoonandmyman]

Yeah I couldn’t find an image of a Komodo dragon in a bathtub that wasn’t AI and I’d rather use a picture of the Wrong Reptile and quite frankly drag my balls through a pit of nails than use an AI image.

Jeff does not live in the realm of logic or conscious thought. She’s an experience you have to submit yourself to…….

[dailyhollanovgifs]

like shane didn't know exactly what he was doing to ilya...

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya believes in Bigfoot