brain: do you have your wallet?
me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*
me: yeah
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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brain: do you have your wallet?
me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*
me: yeah
Donât make me kinkshame my own religion now
tfw your daddy kink transcends into religious worship of your dom
and on the fourth day god smacked dat ass
Cute date idea
Clean the house, do the laundry, shine my shoes, make me dinner. Â Sit on the floor beside my feet and eat when allowed from your bowl. Â Then wait with the leather strap in your mouth while I read the paper and ignore you. Â Take your beating and thank me for giving you any attention at all with tears of joy streaming down your face. Â Expose yourself to be violated and smile like the little Barbie fuck doll that you are when I cum in your hair. Then crawl to your cage with the other animals while I sleep in the bed you made up with clean sheets earlier that day.
This Viking sword was found by reindeer hunters at high altitude in the Mountains of Oppland County. It may have belonged to a Viking who lost his way and died here 1100 years ago.
Iâm mature enough to admit that Iâm the reason for some failed friendships/relationships. I apologizeÂ
Try most for me
im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper
i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes
Reblog for love
i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today
Iâve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :â) Love is just so beautiful
Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.
Iâm not
BOOBIES
sorry guys, i usually donât post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.
I love a bouncing pair of boobies.
I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits.Â
omg guys. Iâm sorry I usually donât post stuff like this.
boobies are great
yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.
This is what tumbler was made for
This post just isnât complete without a picture of the worldâs largest pecker.
I love this
that is one huge pecker you got there
Needs moar tits
What this post needs is a little ass.
Sorry guys, I donât usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.
Donât forget a little pussy
YES.
All the NSFW
How about a nice pair of hooters?
Guys, this post is so NSFW what if Tumblr takes it down?
Fuck it, we need more appreciation for cameltoes
Iâm crying.
LMAOO the screaming in the beginning âmr. owlâ âoh jesus christâ âplease donât give me that lookâ âplease donât flyâ DYING omg
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*quietly, from under 6 blankets* what the fuck
all cat girls dm me instantly itâs important
honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what weâre doing now ok
Eat me out while I rip this bong
always
Booty rubs to calm anxiety. Fingers in your pussy to release stress.
A nigga that love eating pussy, will be waiting at home for you like
Everyday đ
Real talk
OOOOK, So you done tips on giving good head on guys. But what about on girls?? Sincerely, A bi girl đđđđ
Letâs set the Ambiance with
Nice & Slow by Usher *in the background*
CUNNILINGUS. (Cool ass word for Eating Pussy)
Cunnilingus is a performance art. Â Itâs the process of making love to pussy with your mouth and tongue. Great way to make her feel admired and appreciated.
â78 percent of a womanâs pleasure is about yearning"Â
Itâs a map to this that you should follow, you can always take a short cut, or dive face first in the pussy, but I heard somewhere â78 percent of a womanâs pleasure is about yearningâ and that sounds true so Iâm going to go with that. So build up anticipation
The Build Up
Forehead -Kiss that.Â
Nose -Â *I got your nose grab* (Iâm joking, donât do that unless sheâs into goofy shit),Â
Lips (Face) - Bite & Kiss that (quick lil bite on the bottom one mixed with some slow kissing),Â
Neck - Kissing, Biting, Sucking
Boobs - Suck,Kiss snd Lick That (Shouldâve done this since you first got her naked)
Belly Button - Kiss that too.
Inner Thigh - Bite, Lick, Kiss, Bite, Lick, Kiss
Pelvic Bone - Kiss Â
Pubic Bone - Kiss
Pussy is finger food.
My mother always told me âCut your nails. girls wouldnât let you touch them if your nails are long.â She was telling me this since I was a youth and I didnât fully understand what she meant by this until I âStarted touching girls.â
So Make sure yo nails short and clean, fam. because Pussy is finger food and you should be using your fingers often actually your hands in general.
The Lips
Use your tongue on her pussy lips. Split her inner and outer pussy lips and run your tongue around there then move on to the Clit.
Clitoris -Â (aka the most important and most neglected part of the vagina.)
Find her clit and start the show. The Clit is that small knob of pink flesh and youâll find this at the top of the vagina. This is the headquarters of pleasure this is where you want to focus on. This is like the female version of a dick head, it causes them to Orgasm which is a big deal. Clits come in various shapes, sizes, and sensitivities. Itâs like a lecture hall class of nerves. Start off soft and slow in the beginning, all clits are fond of that.Pay attention to her reactions. Slow down when sheâs convulsing and donât stop stop when she start Draking âoh my god, oh my god, Iâm bout to cum this heavenâ Rub the clit like youâre doing crossovers in 2k. (Gently)
You want to lick her clit like your shooting Free throws in NBA 2K. Up and Down and you can do side to side eventual youâll want to do 360 motions. You should put the whole clit in your mouth without your teeth getting in the way, NEVER EVER USE TEETH.
âLick her Pussy like youâre doing crossovers in 2K.â
G Spot
Itâs at the roof of the Vagina. Get your Index and Middle finger in there and make like a come here motion in it. Start off slow then move faster.
What To Say?
Tell her how good she tastes.
How beautiful her pussy is.
How wet she is.
How good she smell.
MultitaskÂ
Now you do all the above in different combinations at the same time.
DONâT
DONâT BITE THE CLIT
DONâT TUG ON THE CLIT
DONâT BITE THE PUSSY
In All ActualityÂ
You just have to get creative on the pussy and when you find something that works, keep at it.Â