Depressed™️

[theconcealedweapon]

Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.

[denimull]

[ratwarlock]

im donna drop Confessions Of A Former Bastard Cop here it covers this culture well

[triviallytrue]

Christopher Paolini occupies a similar position in my mind as George Lucas where they made stories that were (and to some degree still are) very important to me and I believe on some level that they are great creative minds but also that they are just not at all good at their jobs

[kestrelsandcentipedes]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[memewhore]

Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Antarctic penguins (and most other Antarctic animals for that matter) are very interesting because they lack a natural fear of humans since, of course, humans are not a natural occurrence on the continent. It is one of the few places on earth where it is completely normal for fully wild animals to be comfortable around you. In fact, most react as though humans are just especially large penguins as those are the only flightless biped native to the area.

As far as this gentoo penguin is concerned, it was saved by a float of large yellow penguins also hiding from orcas.

[crystalepicness]

[sarkos]

Penguin Diogenes

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[riluri]

well damn

[ospreyonthemoon]

[coughloop]

hey  mom wjat

[coughloop]

[valtsv]

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

[valtsv]

[nerdmusk]

forbidden mario pussy attack

[nerdmusk]

[stantler]

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

[transexuality]

im cain and im abel

the brothers

[kuromi-hoemie]

the brother

[ostolero]

[rustingbridges]

if someone was willing to give you $1000, but you had to engage in an awkward email correspondence with them first, would you do it?

[centrally-unplanned]

I literally do this every day its called a job

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

this will forever be my favorite sentence on the internet

[mervalenzuela]

Gallo con tenis / Rooster with nikes

Glazed air dry clay 

Mer Valenzuela, 2022

Yucatán, México 

https://www.instagram.com/mervalenzuelaa/

[whitepeopletwitter]

[prokopetz]

The really funny part is that, as I understand it, this stupid thing isn't even a scam – it really does just prepare your taxes, and has no ability to transmit your tax information to anyone. The reason it got pulled from Steam is because the description misleadingly implied that the developers are a licensed tax preparation service, which is not in fact the case; its terms of service were later updated with a "none of this program's recommendations constitute legal advice, we are not responsible if it does your taxes wrong, For Entertainment Purposes Only" clause, which is concerning for a whole different set of reasons.

TL;DR: the anime girl will not steal your social security number, but she might advise you to commit tax fraud.

[muppetshow2026]

ITS SLIMEY THE WORMS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR SLIMEY THE WORM