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alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

pangur-and-grim

that's insane. we need to change this

lullabyforbears

Oh my god, you guys, I can't believe Applejack and Rarity are getting a spin off based on Green Acres.

dapper-lil-arts

See? Everything is fine yall. They just went to live on a farm their own spinoff where theyll be much happier ;3

flipchild

powerburial

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

queenmelodis

Q: commission for @pastacrylic !

trying to post on bluesky but just getting black for now. will try again later

pastacrylic

THATS MY HEADMATE EVERYONE AAAAA

orphetoon

the problem with tumblr sexyman as a term is we're all operating on different definitions. its like this

#this is worryingly close to a soil composition diagram

loveletterworm

Its still so funny that they even thought to put this in the game in the first place. Yeah sure to get 100% completion you have to actively break the terms of service on purpose. This is normal

cheaphalloweencostume

genuinely what im up to on tumblr these days

captainzigo

two characters are conspicuously missing from the g6 poster,, so i added them back in!! 😋

machine-unlearning

My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take

transgenderization

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

danielkanhai

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

ayellowbirds

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

erkhyan

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

ayellowbirds

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

tubapun

You have to eat one of these classic works of art. Which one do you choose?

"Mona Lisa" by Da Vinci

"The Starry Night" by Van Gogh

"The Scream" by Munch

"No. 1 (Royal Red and Blue)" by Rothko

"The Great Wave off Kanagawa" by Hokusai

"A Reclining Beauty" by Baqer

"The Birth of Venus" by Botticelli

"Ophelia" by Millias

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

you can prepare it however you like but you have to eat the whole thing

#I mean the mona lisa is pretty small #and I think it's been seen enough #we gotta let other paintings get the spotlight sometime

pegedraws

Ghoulified honse under.

"She was forgetting again. She tried not to. It was important that she didn't forget. But she couldn't help it. It felt better when she forgot. She lay down on the cool platform and went away for a while. Blue opened her eyes. Her leg hurt so she moved it."

contourkit-deactivated20160224

What if everything gets better in 2016

melonisopod

oneheadtoanother

tachyon-log

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

fishmech

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.