long furby mom!

damiana (day-me-on-uh)! she/they 23 bi dni: spiders

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

MILFS are the backbone of our society

[astronoglow]

[i-am-a-fish]

can somebody who is really good at assassinating please just try their best

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[i-am-a-fish]

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[wizardarchetypes]

when I was a kid I had an old tv in my room that would always turn to unwatchable static in the middle of shows but one night my sister and I were watching Naruto & every time Kakashi was on-screen the static cleared so we were like “hahaha the tv looooves Kakashi.”

I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.

We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like “can you move the bookmark off the screen” bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like “huh. what the hell?? well…alright.”

No explanation, but thanks Kakashi.

[queenfishie]

This is a fucking crime, I’m devastated.

[pomegranate-flower]

[aveloka-draws]

Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

[eldragon-x-moved]

me when sun characters are terrifying and destructive. me when light is an overwhelming damaging power. me w

[guerrillatech]

[chace-vito]

[ID: screengrab of a tweet that reads "RT this if you value sex workers above cops". End ID]

[geekyglamour413]

I’ve made an observation

[fucko]

feeling extremely threatened right now

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ashwilliam]

HOUSE OF WAX 2005 | dir. Jaume Collet-Serra

[hersweetrevenge]

this is one of my favourite shots of vincent, because it’s one where his mask most clearly resembles bo.

Keep reading

[linsget]

I mean, i'm not a slut but...

Who knows...

[bloodydeanwinchester]

so the thing is that literally nothing will ever be better than spn. but also nothing will ever be worse than spn. does that clear things up?

[your-super-paper-grandma]

Gaze upon the wonder of the beautiful gift for our little puppet baby! ♡