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20s ✦ ✨💕 paradoxExplorer is my husband 💕✨ ✦ stayed up too many nights to make liters of stock ✦

[fallingtowers]

what if it all worked out

[fallingtowers]

it will..............

it will...................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cetitanhasmoved]

I JUST HAD SEX WITH GRAN TURISMO 4?!

[lesbianshepard]

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

[foxsnails]

I absolutely love Night Herons and whatevers wrong with them <3

More fun with the water-soluable pastels!

[lutzlig]

Yipieee yAHOO i did 1 attack for @coksi-likes-shrimps : D

[komakesthings]

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

[gwyoi]

horse cream puff …

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you @hrrkikshoard !!

[evilscientist3]

California quail we're unforgettable,

Black head with big feather on top

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[changelingcoded]

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

[changelingcoded]

drawing it made me realize this one might be a unique experience

[changelingcoded]

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

reblog this for good luck

[amiya-shirou]

being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist

[cutecipher]

there's art inside me trying to get out

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

BORN TO IGNORE NOTIFICATIONS MEMORY IS A FUCK ショートメール Forget them all 2025 I am didn't reply man 454 157 892 348 UNREAD MESSAGES

[allelitewrestlings]

AEW DYNAMITE • July 8, 2026

[without-ado]

Strawberry Full Moon over Ely Cathedral l VeronicaJoPo

[master-john-uk]

29th June 2026. This year's Strawberry Moon was extremely low in the sky, which made it look very large and bright. (A perfect photographic opportunity!)

[cutecipher]

how it feels to be stressed out almost 100% of the time