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luminouslumity

donkeydickjess

That fucking chair probably chocolate too

tiktokmuseum

fake horse adventures

bogleech

one horse here is really hogging the brain cell

theproblematicblogger

REVEAL YOURSELF

noodles-07

the way the person in the back fake kicked at the gray horse took me OUT

the-haiku-bot

the way the person

in the back fake kicked at the

gray horse took me OUT

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

calandrinon

@identifying-horses-in-posts

identifying-horses-in-posts

Sure, those are all horses. Don't worry about it.

ambienne

This tweet means a lot to me.

ambienne

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

whimsicalfairytales

The “nobody” scene in the odyssey is absolutely not just a clever pun—it’s a character defining moment for Odysseus because he refuses to be nobody. He devised an incredible plan that worked and he could have saved his men and returned home much sooner but he just had to yell to the cyclops that he isn’t nobody—he’s Odysseus, king of Ithaca so now Poseidon knows who to curse which severely fucks up the rest of the journey.

The “nobody” scene highlights both Odysseus’s cleverness but also his arrogance and those two traits define Odysseus throughout the entire story. It’s a foundational aspect of Odysseus’s character and cutting the scene displays a shocking level of ignorance and disregard for the themes in the source material.

batmanbeyondrocks

Black Menswear modelled by Black Men

Creative Director Rock Mitchell

kowabungadoodles

existennialmemes

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

croaksac

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

catneychu

Song is “Wonder Wander” by Bella Kay

#jjba #caejose #battle tendency #joseph joestar #caesar zeppeli

videntefernandez

"phm stopped trending, it's time to move on" SHUT UP. Shut the FUCK up. Fandom has no expiration date. People are on here still actively posting about Hannibal, about Homestuck. Keep posting about the thing you love regardless of how popular it is holy SHIT