They love me for my it/its swag

A collection of mysterious beasts! Consisting of: Railkou (Avali, It/its) Zizi (Warabbit, No Pronouns) Andrea (Kobold, She/Her) What's in my icon? Check out https://tinyurl.com/sonaref ✧ If I reblog a post from you and you want it deleted, send me a DM with the post in question and ask! I'll be back within 24 hours (usually). If you want to know how old I am, the oldest post on my blog is from 2013, so do the math yourself.

[datasoong47]

[little-whelp]

startlingly effective dragongirl wingjob

[maretostallion]

important manticore info .. [zoom in for better quality]

[charlesoberonn]

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

[charlesoberonn]

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

[charlesoberonn]

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

[hyperlexichypatia]

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

[blandandtasteless]

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

[dragon-teeth-nd-claws]

bitches love me for my fat scaly tummy, voluptuous tail and cloaca, awesome chubby neck (that houses my lethal jaw muscles), my bone-crushing bite force and my rows and rows of cutieful osteoderms

[starkeaton]

"they/them? does that mean youre multiple people?"

no.... my headmates have different pronoun preferences you should ask them

[zenpencils]

KEN ROBINSON ‘Full-body education’ (Ballet Boy part 1)

[enameledcoppergirl]

Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls.Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls.Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls.Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls.Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls.Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls.Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls. Mothgirls.

[harmexpo]

it's fun to play with virtual dolls!

[harmexpo]

let's see what happens!

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[squeakitties]

[morganitism]

*swings a pendulum in front of you* oooooh you wanna stop using psycho/psychotic as insults so badly. and psychopath. and sociopath. and antisocial. and homebound. and schizo. and narcissist(ic). and braindead. and mouthbreather. and delusional. and

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[prokopetz]

We've had gacha RPGs about libraries and pharmaceutical companies as paramilitary organisations – I feel like the next obvious unexplored frontier is public transit. The player takes on the role of a route planning director for a puzzlingly well armed quasi-governmental transit agency. All of your agents have bus driver aesthetic.

[prokopetz]

You'd think providing free public transit would be a no brainer in terms of maintaining good relations with existing nation-states, but in practice a lot of them hate you because you provide bus service to places people aren't supposed to be able to leave. There's a whole quest line about keeping Route 666 to Hell up and running.

[pachelbelsheadcanon]

That route must cost a lot in road maintenance since you have to repave it using good intentions instead of asphalt.

[prokopetz]

You're working for an organisation that's willing to fight demons to keep a bus route open. Good intentions are not in short supply!

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[aurasisle]

They put men on the moon? Not very impressive. Bunnies have been up there since antiquity making delicious mochi for all.

[prokopetz]

We've had gacha RPGs about libraries and pharmaceutical companies as paramilitary organisations – I feel like the next obvious unexplored frontier is public transit. The player takes on the role of a route planning director for a puzzlingly well armed quasi-governmental transit agency. All of your agents have bus driver aesthetic.