aftg fan of agony and despair

i share birthday with nicky hemmick and that's my enitre personality

[instigatorjosten]

most of my teachers start the semester announcing how much reading we will be expected to do, and how they know “your generation doesn’t read so im sure you’ll hate it”. and i hate it bc i cant very well argue, if i tell them they’re wrong and i do read they’ll ask what i read. and I’d rather be thought illiterate than admit in front of 50 classmates that i read fake lacrosse mafia romance books and its corresponding fanfiction

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[miserywrittes]

Andrew mother fucking minyard

[dupacyckiosiem]

okay and what if i said fable by gigi perez but it’s actually jean moreau holding the cross he got from renee to his lips, closing his eyes and silently hoping, wishing, praying even that the love he has for jeremy and the love he had for kevin won’t stop him from seeing elodie in the afterlife???

[silksufjan]

‘i ignore all the foxes canon heights’ man if ur a coward just say that. i, personally, love the fact that andrew minyard is 5 apples tall

[dupacyckiosiem]

i have such a precise vision of andrew minyard in my head that whenever i see him drawn without an eyebrow piercing, i prepare a rant about lack of canon-compliancy just to remember that andrew minyard does not, in fact, have an eyebrow piercing in canon.

[hijackedhoneybeeez]

Neil, after learning that Jean has a motorcycle: Hey Andrew, why don't you ride a motorcycle? It seems more your speed.

Andrew: They’re for freaks who are just looking for attention. 'Oh, look at me, I'm balancing on two wheels and committing several traffic violations.' Fuck off. Join the circus if you wanna be a freakshow and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

The Foxes, who have barely heard him rant about anything like that before :

Andrew:

Neil: You don't know how to ride a bike, do you?

Aaron: its completely fine to not know how to ride a bike. It's an arbitrary benchmark set on kids for little to no value. Knowing how to ride a bike doesn't benefit or hinder anyone in the long run, anyways. And do you KNOW how many people have life-altering accidents while riding a bike? Its practically lethal.

The Foxes:

Andrew:

Neil: you too, huh?

[exylover32]

this post is for a very niche audience but. since aftg is set in 2006/2007 and andrew is obviously into alternative music, it is very plausible that he would be familiar with fall out boy’s first three studio albums: take this to your grave (2003), from under the cork tree (2005), and infinity on high (2007). sooo basically fall out boy fan!andrew is canon to me and here are some song lyrics i think he would resonate with/relate to. most of them with cass or neil in mind. i’m sorry.

from “dead on arrival” - hope this is the last time / cause i’d never say no to you / this conversation’s been dead on arrival / there’s no way to talk to you / this conversation’s been dead on arrival

from “the pros and cons of breathing” - i want to hate you half as much as i hate myself / know that i could crush you with my voice / stood on my roof and tried to see you / forgetting about me

from “the patron saint of liars and fakes” - and when it all goes to hell / will you be able to tell me “sorry” with a straight face?

from “our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we wouldn’t get sued” - we are bad news / we will leave you high and dry / it’s not worth the hearing you’ll lose / it’s just past eight and i am feeling young and reckless / the ribbon on my wrist says “do not open before christmas”

from “of all the gin joints in the world” - i used to waste my time dreaming of being alive / (now i only waste it dreaming of you)

from “nobody puts baby in the corner” - so wear me like a locket around your throat / i’ll weigh you down, i’ll watch you choke / you look so good in blue / you look so good in blue

from “champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends” - you are a getaway car, a rush of blood to the head / but me, i’m just the covers on top of your bed / you steer in a rear view mirror, you make my head swim / but i’ll keep you warm and won’t ask you where you’ve been

from “thriller” - so long live the car crash hearts / cry on the couch, all the poets come to life / fix me in 45

from “the carpal tunnel of love” - got postcards from my younger selves saying how’ve you been / we might’ve said goodbyes just a little too soon

from “bang the doldrums” - the tombstones were waiting / they were half-engraved / they knew it was over / just didn’t know the date

from “you’re crashing but you’re no wave” - and everyone’s looking for relief / united states verses disbelief / …. / case open, case shut / but you could pay to close it like a casket / baby boy can’t lift his headache head / isn’t it tragic?

from “i’ve got all this ringing in my ears and none in my fingers” - the truth hurts worse / than anything i could bring myself to do to you

[prettyboyneil]

Neil noticing Jean was into Renee after a few brief moments at the banquet I know Andrew was sick oh that you noticed but when I, Andrew Minyard….

[gabisiav]

In my world Neil comes from Poland, so one day he suggested Andrew to try the flavors from his childhood (only those that he remembers well). Among the many products there were "warm ice creams", an alternative to ice cream in winter. Andrew hated it from the first time he tried it. He believes ice cream should NEVER be warm.

I just wanted to make a post, but I realized there are cultural differences and that in America there is no "warm ice cream," only marshmallows as a "substitute." So "warm ice cream" is simply thick foam with dried chocolate on top.

[dupacyckiosiem]

i fully believe this would be the only sweet thing neil likes and willingly eats and andrew is horrified by it

[dupacyckiosiem]

i think the only cultural reference kevin day has made in his entire life was the land leopard hudson williams “listen miley cyrus, you call me gay one more time i’ll drag my wrecking balls across your face” and it happened when he was nearly blackout drunk in eden’s one night and then they had to go to ER because neil went into cardiac arrest from laughing too hard

[hedgehog-troops]

"do you know anyone who would love #andreil"

NO tumblr, im the only mentally ill batshit insane person in my friend group LEAVE ME ALONE

[tsummies]

I can’t believe when Jean Moreau was 14 he threw his hair into a messy bun and went downstairs just to realize his parents sold him to One Direction to pay their debts ..

[exyarchives]

there’s something deeply poetic about andrew minyard trying to claw control back from this world and then loving the chaos that’s neil josten anyway

[viiiiiliiiii]

Neil knows how much Andrew can bench. I don’t. and frankly, I need numbers. how much weight are we talking about???

[star-megu29x]

happy pride month to my fellow aftg obsessed queers❤️‍🩹

[oliviaaa1717]

every time the foxes are mentioned in tsc & tgr i start feeling tears welling up in my eyes

[toofkin]

just realised the foxes and all the other characters in aftg never saw tom holland dancing to umbrella by rihanna and got really sad