Drafts of comment responses I will never send
aka what I really mean when I say, āthank you, Iām so glad you liked it! <3,ā an incomplete list
Marry me.
This makes me want to claw my own face off and eat it, but like, in a good way.
That āheart-eyes motherfuckerā gif, but projected simultaneously onto every billboard in Times Square
Youāre clearly delusional but Iām into it.
As we speak a tattoo artist is inking your words onto my lower back so they will be a part of me forever. The pain is excruciating.
not to be weird but i would crawl through boiling pitch for you
Letās move to Reno and rob a casino together.
That is so sweet that I just had three successive panic attacks over the idea of trying to fulfill your hypothetical expectations.
*sobbing into the microphone as the tuesday night karaoke audience looks on in horror and consternation* AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WAL
Through your kind remarks, I have ascended to a higher plane of existence; lacking corporeal form I will sadly be unable to finish the story in this medium but will attempt to beam the remaining plot directly into your dreams through a series of dire portents symbologists will take decades to fully decipher
u ever want someone to help u dispose of a body lmk i got 20 gallons of industrial strength drain cleaner and nothing left to lose
Oh noā¦ i think Iāve said some of theseā¦ š¬
