Anyways look at this cool shit I made
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Anyways look at this cool shit I made
Talking to your landlord for emergency repairs is a piss-take. I was like Hey man, our tenement ceiling has collapsed and he had the audacity to say "It's not your flat though, is it." You own the entire fucking building do you not.
You know who will love hearing about this though? My tenants union.
tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday
it's already tuesday
just as i theorized.
Pigeons! Some of our oldest friends 💚
I'm growing increasingly sick of tumblr who cares about any of this I'm gonna go to the big apple and I'm gonna be a star
I'm gonna be a star
come closer
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it's kind of insane how disasterous of an effect it can have on your psyche and development as an adult if people thought you were annoying when you were 8
expression practice with the expressive twins
During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.
The fact that they were walking 1-3mph
His joy and whimsy at seeing this
His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase
His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus
Me, any time I’m driving down the road with @depraved-perfumer and we spot a huge rooster.
Time Judged All mv my beloved. It is the thing of all time, honestly
✶ commissions ✶ wrapped up my last round some time ago (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。
prompt: "Transformation" by @merthurmicrofic word count: 324 summary: No matter how many centuries or galaxies apart, Merlin is never going to be free from Arthur. Is he?
And Arthur kissed him. He kissed Merlin's lips. He kissed Merlin's cheeks and sucked at his neck.
Merlin was frozen in place. Arthur was here... He shouldn't be... He shouldn't be here. How could he be?
Two strong arms pulled him back and Merlin fell on the side like a lifeless puppet. People were shouting around him. Some were saying his name, asking him if he was alright. Others were threatening the creature that had just kissed Merlin.
But it was already changing, its skin and face melting, replaced by too long arms sprouting everywhere.
"Ok. We're leaving! Someone carry Emery, he's in no shape to run on his own."
"Agreed."
The world shifted around Merlin and he felt himself being lifted, held, secured against someone's back. He didn't want to be touched. Not right now. But he couldn't move.
Merlin closed his eyes.
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"Can I ask?"
Merlin looked up from the pink grass he had been weaving into a basket. He shrugged.
Jay smiled and took it as an invitation to sit next to him. She was lucky she was his favourite.
The rest of the crew was busy around them, making food, washing clothes, inspecting the ship's hull. But no one had asked Merlin to help yet. They were waiting until next morning to leave the planet.
Rarely had Merlin seen such a beautiful landscape. Pastel blue sky, green rocks and pink grass dancing in the wind.
"So. Who was the guy?"
"He..." Merlin stammered. It was the first time in years, centuries maybe, someone asked him about Arthur. "I... We were boys together..."
One blade of grass over the other. A second one. It was a really nice pink. It reminded Merlin of the sun setting over Avalon.
Jay nodded, as if Merlin's words were making sense. "I'm sorry, for what it's worth, that you had to see him like that. And that we had to see him too."
"It's okay."
Merlin in Space Part 1 I Precedent
prompt: "Return" by @merthurmicrofic word count: 202 summary: Merlin is finally done waiting for Arthur's return
The spaceship stabilized itself inside the luncher and everything went still. They were orbiting around Earth, hooked to at least four satellites. Merllin looked around him, to the thirty or so young people who had chosen to leave the planet to set foot into another star system. Some of them were giddy, others scared, as for Merlin, he felt strangely at peace.
"Ten…"
The countdown began.
"Nine…"
"Can I hold your hand?" The girl next to him shouted with a bright smile, so he could hear her above the engines.
"Eight…"
"What?"
"Seven…"
"Can I hold your hand? I’m so happy and so scared! I just want to hold on someone!"
"Oh! Yeah! Of course!"
"Six…"
She laughed and Merlin laughed with her. He glanced at the window, holding the girl’s hand as tight as she did. The Earth was so far away from there, and Avalon even more.
"Five…"
"There’s no coming back. We’re not returning home, aren’t we?" She screamed again. But she didn’t look sad.
"Four…"
"Three…"
"…No, I don’t think we will."
"Two…"
Merlin thought about Arthur, resting in that lake. He hoped his love wouldn’t be too mad at him. Because after twenty-three centuries, he was finally done waiting.
"One…"
Merlin in Space Next
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I see a lot of nobles out here who think "Well I have a 10,000 square foot castle, surely that's enough space for a knight." WRONG. Knights are WORKING BREEDS, they need to go on regular quests to prove their fealty and come home horribly wounded. I have seen SO MANY adopted knights DESPONDENT because their liege keeps them cooped up in a castle and won't let them go on quests. If you want an armored warrior who will be happy in your castle you need to get a castellan. They're closely related to the knight breed but adapted to the castle environment.
Arthur making the knights go on hunts in peaceful times so they have enough enrichment
i have big plans to try and sew a little felt mouse and it might go badly and that’s okay
he exists bc i made him
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