oh, herro!

I'm twenty-something years old, from Texas. I enjoy laughing, languages and a lot of other random things. Hope y'all enjoy my blog.

[huffylemon]

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[tbfpaesthetic]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

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so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[catchymemes]

just a dude & his skateboard

[strobetogether]

[gayawkwardmexicanman-deactivate]

[square-enix]

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

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[lepetitefleurpetals-deactivated]

In the rain please. Always.

[tyrannyoftheurgent]

My whole entire heart. I adore this so much.

[staceyrabs]

[lobbyspider]

still my favorite twitter interaction of all time. 

[back-that-sass-up]

[dreadianz]

[deliveryxiao]

NO WAY LMAO

[thebeauramos]

Omfg

[kingfarron]

I’M DONE 

[lovelyrosebun]

Yesssssss

[harveyjames-deactivated20190122]

For five years now my tumblr has been strictly news about my work and upcoming projects and then someone made this 

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I AM DONE

[medusabraids]

what do rugby players need all that ass for?

[espagna-lasagna]

[lotad]

[zone6queen-deactivated20211014]

True

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

He really outed us huh

[meanplastic]

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[ryguy1788]

[constablereggy]

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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