oooh i got plany off time

🌀 It / They / She / TMA / 30 / nonbinary shapeshifter

[7dmom]

Step into my healing aura you shit fuck

[somethingborrowed]

yeah, that's right kitten. daddy has to leave you now. yeah our 'which omegaverse orientation are you' quiz results weren't compatible sorry. good luck with that. sorry.

[dutch-seawall]

I never get sick of being a crow-friend

doing a little noise to call a crow to me is like the coolest shit ever

[loveridden1999]

can't listen to dreams by fleetwood mac because it makes me want to fistfight lindsey buckingham

[peach-pot]

maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.

[dehorsjuin]

they’re publicly executing me tomorrow for desiring a little attention

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

starting a compilation

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[aropride]

apparently u can't add polls to posts from 12 years ago so i'm screenshotting it

what "level" are you

egg

hatchling

baby dragon

dragon

still a dragon

mega dragon

super hella dragon

UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH

Voting ended on6h

[totally-cis-offical]

Mega dragon

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Nightfury

[himemarcille]

Sherbet above the sea of fog

[this-is-trans-joy]

I will always care more about the supportive cishet boyfriend at pride than i will about the wannabe cop queer person interrogating every “straight looking” couple to make sure they’re “queer enough” to be there btw. Don’t worry about your cishet boyfriend, he’s sitting with me eating an ice cream wearing a homemade little pride bracelet around his arm and he is the happiest he’s ever been in his life :]

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[vape-bot]

plural pro: never lonely again

plural con: permanent twitch chat

[purplefox14]

I saw it was a tie between tenna and senshi and i cant help making this

The tie