the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
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the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
my most shameful secret is i live in a shitty little hut in a swamp like mr yoda from sar wars
the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.
do you even care about pacman and his accomplishments or are you just some toy that looks like him
Hey once you're done drinking that bottle of Safeway pinochet you should try hitting your head with it til your life departs you
They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex
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beautiful. woman. detected.
when you're visiting a friend and you accidentally make eye contact with the little beige dog you didn't know they had
last thing that dog sees before it's turnid into mustard gravy
Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.
Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.
No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.
He didn't do it.
The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.
Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?
From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.
Bohug visits Mount Fuji 🌸🗻🌸
I’m obsessed with this video
Three Bears and Ten Thousand Rats, by Sir Michael Rocks
I love blogging about my favourite show, Neil Gaiman's Good Omens! Neil Gaiman's Good Omens is such a good comfort show I love all my blorbo's Neil Gaiman's Aziraphale and Neil Gaiman's Crowley and I love how Neil Gaiman writes them so well yipppeeee!!!
on a weekend trip in France with my family and I can't believe people make a big deal about swimming across the Channel... England is literally just there!
How very depressing that Neil Gaiman had trended not even a tiny bit for demonstrating what a fucking horrific person he is.
As a reminder, he's suing Caroline Wallner, one of his accusers, for breaking her NDA. Not for libel. He's saying she shouldn't have told anyone about it, not that she lied.
The author says Wallner broke her NDA by sharing her story with the media, including with New York Magazine.
He doesn't need the money. He's risking the Streisand effect. He is punishing Caroline, he's trying to intimidate other victims who have signed NDAs to scare them into continued silence.
He is no friend to women, to the LGBTQIA+ community, to anyone quite frankly unless he thinks they are of value to him.
Share the story. Put it on Facebook and bluesky and whatever else you're on. Make it clear what a horrifying person he is. Tell your friends. He's paying Edendale a fortune to try and cover this up. Make this hard for him. Make it cost him money.
I’m not pro clone fucking I’m pro duplicate fucking and there is a difference.
Fucking a lab grown clone? Weird. Power dynamic issue. Probably lots of other ethical issues.
Fucking a traditionally made clone? Illegal. That’s your twin. Also weird and full of ethical issues.
Get hit with a duplicatorinator ray and suddenly there are two of you and both parties wanna get freaky? Perfectly 100% ethical. I support it
I think the clone one would be fine if you're both lab grown like you'd have at least that in common.
Personally I wouldn't fuck my duplicate because I just don't think I'm very hot.
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