Red Beard

a voice in my head: @whatsnotworse

[anxietyproblem]

[dyinglikethe-earth]

i am in a certain kind of mood that has only been amplified from Can’t Truss It by Public Enemy coming on shuffle

[dyinglikethe-earth]

damn now Dream Police by Sienna Spiro, maybe not the same message but just thinking abt how dream police can be interpreted. I knew a guy that had a dream once n i stg he got shot for it by ppl that might not have been the police or police adjacent

[dyinglikethe-earth]

i wonder if anyone might have any suggestions in times like these

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[takingoffmyshoes]

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

[enki2]

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[tenderheliotrope]

[trin0dinz]

So basically dating Mothman would be great

[trin0dinz]

I didn’t know this was trending pls don’t let me be known for this

[nightshadeis]

@thebibliosphere

[naamahdarling]

Ohhh okay okay this is a joke bc moths eat clothes I get it now. All day I was thinking it’s just because Mothman is an insatiable pussy hog of a cryptid and this is how he rolls.

[femboycatofmystery]

Welcome to tumblr, where you can’t show Female Presenting Nipples but you can say “insatiable pussy hog of a cryptid” all you fuckin’ want.

[cyborgclone17]

Let’s keep this post alive

[cyborgclone17]

Reblogging again

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[pukicho]

This is a really fun post so far

[memeuplift]

[disco-dancing-in-the-desert]

[radicalgraff]

"Kirby hates the police"

Seen in Santiago, Chile

[utopians]

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

[utopians]

Is anyone in the market to buy blood or foot pics or anything like that

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[kotortwo]

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[infertilityidol]

[flanbolt]