[nudityandnerdery]

[linusbenjamin]

Hannibal 1.06 / Entrée

[lets-steal-an-archive]

Hannibal scripts are now on TV Writing!

Season 1

Hannibal 1x01 - Aperitif

Hannibal 1x02 - Amuse-Bouche

Hannibal 1x03 - Potage

Hannibal 1x04 - Ceuf

Hannibal 1x05 - Coquilles

Hannibal 1x06 - Entree

Hannibal 1x07 - Sorbet

Hannibal 1x08 - Fromage

Hannibal 1x09 - Trou-Normand

Hannibal 1x10 - Buffet-Froid

Hannibal 1x11 - Roti

Hannibal 1x12 - Releves

Hannibal 1x13 - Savoureux

Season 2

Hannibal 2x02 - Sakizuke

Hannibal 2x03 - Hassun

Hannibal 2x04 - Takiawase

Hannibal 2x05 - Mukozuke

Hannibal 2x06 - Futamono

Hannibal 2x07 - Yakimono

Hannibal 2x08 - Su-zakana

Hannibal 2x09 - Shiizakana

Hannibal 2x10 - Naka-choko

Hannibal 2x11 - Ko-No-Mono

Hannibal 2x12 - Tome-wan

Hannibal 2x13 - Mizumono

Season 3

Hannibal 3x01 - Antipasto

Hannibal 3x02 - Primavera

Hannibal 3x03 - Secondo

Hannibal 3x04 - Aperitivo

Hannibal 3x05 - Contorno

Hannibal 3x06 - Dolce

Hannibal 3x07 - Digestivo

Hannibal 3x08 - The Great Red Dragon

Hannibal 3x09 - …and the Woman Clothed with the Sun

Hannibal 3x10 - …and the Woman Clothed in Sun

Hannibal 3x11 - …and the Beast from the Sea

Hannibal 3x12 - The Number of the Beast Is 666

Hannibal 3x13 - The Wrath of the Lamb

Source: https://sites.google.com/site/tvwriting/us-drama/us-drama-collections/hannibal

[fellshish]

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

[bumblebeebats]

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

[twinktorturer]

studying ancient history will have you thinking stuff like The 18th century was basically yesterday

[thedronesneedyou]

i'll never live down the time i was talking with a friend and i said "given recent events". my friend said "what recent events?" and i had to reply "the Protestant Reformation"

[victusinveritas]

[victusinveritas]

There's more:

[cutest-silly-nb]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[cutest-silly-nb]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

[the-tree-line]

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

[the-tree-line]

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….

[kaijutegu]

personally i prefer semaphore

[iridescent-lightning]

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[greelin]

if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

[nierreplicantver122474487239]

hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

[nierreplicantver122474487239]

Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener

[mareep-is-transfem]

Someone keeps running people over! better talk to my buddy Hehicular Hanslaugher Lecter, the world-famous racecar driver

[macarena-of-time-deactivated201]

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

[ammit420]

*puts myself out there*

*brings myself back*

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

I know someone who is going to get on the “Women In History” selection.

[queerscully]

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

[yrfriendliz]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

[tinseltownturkey-deactivated202]

this is the kind of content i came here for

[loving-women-is-rad]

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

[hotboyproblems]

“I always wish for you to find me”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)