Dyke Chronicles

A lesbian reads old comics for the first time and shitposts about it on the internet. Profile photo art: @changepherrox on tumblr

[mtsodie]

👆 truest shit anyones ever said

[dykechronicles]

Jinx and Ekko is Beast Boy and Terra if Marv Wolfman and George Pérez didn't hate women(/teenage girls)

There. I said it.

[garbblogan]

Anytime Terra haters pop up

[artbyketto]

terra.

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[garbblogan]

Raven: I got a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Titans, collectively: Awww!

Raven: And I tell myself “if I can deal with these idiots, I can deal with anything.”

The Titans, collectively: Oh.

[dykechronicles]

The way this fits with any version of Raven and the Titans

[garbblogan]

BB: 9:01! Robin is officially late for the first time ever! Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?

Raven: His alarms didn’t go off?

BB: All three of them? All with backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?!

Terra: He was taken in his sleep.

BB: Super dark, but more valid than Raven’s stupid alarm clock theory.

Cy: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.

[fancyfade]

deathstroke inc but instead of having deathstroke be a central character its actually about the much cooler characters who have the misfortune of being associated with deathstroke (rose, tara, joey) Dc hire me

[dykechronicles]

At first I thought, "oh, cool. Getting closer to the iconic 'titans go!'"

But now all I can think is:

(THE NEW TEEN TITANS #4)

1981-02-04

[dykechronicles]

I'm sorry... what?

(THE NEW TEEN TITANS #4)

1981-02-04

[dykechronicles]

Poor Brion

(THE NEW TEEN TITANS ANNUAL #2)

1983-09-07

[meetmeunderthestarrynight]

What if we get NO DICKKORY content from NYCC?! 😞 😔 😢

Oh Bestie, but we did, we really did! There was no “AGAIN” from Brenton this time. He fed us while blushing at the same time. We made it through the drought and our babies are really coming home.

[dykechronicles]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! DICKKORY IS COMING BACK IN FULL FORCE!!

My emotional support straight couple

[mejcinta]

They're about to lose focus and have a consensual workplace relationship all over again!! Don't ask me why. I just know it! 🤪

[disco-troy]

Vic:

[disco-troy]

tags via @chadfarsight​

everyone is legally obligated to reblog this version now

[dykechronicles]

dying from #cringe fail soldier boy

[dykechronicles]

Pop off, king

(THE NEW TEEN TITANS #3)

1981-01-07

Original:

[disco-troy]

Vic:

[jackdoe]

Gar Logan being an unsupervised child of a billionaire in New Teen Titans is actually hilarious and they should bring it back. And he doesn't have a secret identity either, people know who he is.

Like, imagine you see Paris Hilton fight a giant monster or and alien invasion.

[dykechronicles]

No thoughts. Just Kori in this outfit.

(THE NEW TEEN TITANS ANNUAL #2)

1983-09-07