louis is the antidone

.nawal.she/they.

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[nmbr1souplover]

i am 1000% cooler online which is not a good thing because im not even cool online

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[8nin]

Not to vagueblog but some of you are definitely the sweetest souls and I think of you fondly

[smis-happens]

New meme:

type in “I’m” in the tags and use the first tag that appears

[wumblr]

all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

[wumblr]

34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

did we just run out of posts to make

[wumblr]

no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

[swinginsportscutebasketball]

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

[wumblr]

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[youcouldstartacult]

the four horsemen of the irish being forced to meet the british royal family

[youbeautifultropicalfishy]

THE edit by @sosaneitsinsane

[infectiouspiss]

every medical drama from the usa has one character who's like "i served two tours in iraq" and everyone starts falling over themselves to be like "ohhh you're so brave thank you for patching up boo boo's on the people bombing babies you're soooo brave and big and strong" and it's gross

[datura-inoxia]

You're so heartless... Don't you know he was so so poor and all he dreamed of was a ridiculously overpriced college degree he couldn't afford so he absolutely HAD to sign up for the imperialist death machine??? Don't you know there's literally no other way to go to college in the US? Besides he probably didn't even know war crimes were happening when he went to war. They never teach them that in the US school system and, as we all know, what you don't learn in middle school you can't learn anywhere else in the universe. How can you be mad at this poor little meow meow who just wanted a degree! Anti-intellectualism at its finest, let me tell you.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

reminds me a lot of american crime shows post-9/11 conveniently had an episode focused on the US military "combatting terrorism" that involved main characters being held hostage. criminal minds and NCIS are two examples off the top of my head but there's definitely more

[deanwinchesterapologist]

this isnt funny anymore i want to go crazy crazy crazy till we see the sun

[hothockey]

they put crack in that hollanov/hudcon red string of fate. that's why even a lick of it feels like

[hothockey]

yeah, yeah,, it's the same strain they put in one direction

[suraira]

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[queer-benoit-blanc]

need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please

[fireflylies]

et tu brute?