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chloe | 22 | she/they | i follow from @countryroads | prev url ohhscarymary | icon by @floral-cas <3 if you ship w*ncest/tolerate w*ncest in any form or are a proshipper dni. die.

[snoppy]

she glooping until i do what she yoinky

[dungeon-bitch]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I could dom you

and all the commoners also thought they could pull Excalibur from the stone

[luxwing]

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

[luxwing]

[wifehaver103947]

Now Give The Donkey A Drink Of Pure Wine, To Wash Down The Figs!

[when-the-world-spins-backwards]

necromancer princess who keeps the same knight around hundreds of years

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

when u are holding a hammer everything looks like a nail -> when u are holding a point and shoot camera every sight looks incomparably ephemerally beautiful

[karvina]

the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

found a dude who does VR cruisin and boozin and im IN LOVE

[vexwerewolf]

Finally: ethical drunk driving

[strokingout]

remember how easy it used to be to just click the previous reblog and ssee it

[powerfulwizard]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[justlittlefrogthings]

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

im sorry sir

[justlittlefrogthings]

Put Me Back Of Sleep

[helsex]

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

[atombombtom]

what the hell even is a webp image. i dont care fuck why cant you play nice and just be a png. asshole image

[gaylordthethird]

[givingbadpeoplegoodideas]

the human body is so evil for inventing headaches it will throw one at you for anything. ate too little? headache. drank too little? headache. ate not the right things? headache. didnt wear your glasses? headache. took off your glasses for two fucking seconds? headache. bright light? headache. about to get your period? headache. about to get sick? headache. headphones too heavy? headache. ponytail too tight? headache. posture bad? headache. didnt sleep well? headache. slept too much? headache. didnt take your medication? headache. took your medication? headache. took an ibuprofen earlier? headache. didnt take an ibuprofen earlier? headache. RELEASE ME

[ointmented]

Most people don't like ants because... You guessed it. Misogyny

[itmeansalot]

Small clams court. Sand dollar lawsuit. Who gives a fuck