[dykemoth]

hi my name is mouse

im in my 30s

she/her

i tend to not tag stuff

likes: clowns, cats, insects, fruit, woods

[koiagain]

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[slimetony]

I got put on the acephobia blacklist for reblogging a joke about the grinch not jerking off

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

Good luck getting into grad school now you bigoted piece of shit

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[nonlynear]

www.areyouabadperson.com

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[bloodclotbitch]

[tgatbc]

[webdiggerxxx]

*ೃ༄˚ੈ✩‧₊˚

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[json-derulo]

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