BEWARE: DYKES BITE!

BUT TO DIE AS LOVERS MAY - TO DIE TOGETHER, SO THAT THEY MAY LIVE TOGETHER

[dykesbites]

JULY / KAYA / SUNDAY / SUNNY | 22 | CARRD

PLEASE SHARE MOHAMMED’S FUNDRAISER!

I NEED SOMEONE TO REMEMBER ME / I NEED SOMETHING BIGGER THAN THE SKY / HOLD IT IN MY ARMS AND KNOW IT’S MINE

in case tumblr implodes:

discord: kayakings cohost: jetdyke spacehey: kayaks

if we’ve interacted multiple times feel free to ask for my insta, i may or may not give it bc it has personal info

[janmisali]

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

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Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

[jazzw4ve]

fascinating data. having picked through the notes these are the groups of people i tended to notice:

1. Post Understanders: people who read the whole post, voted 11, and are chuckling at the results

2. Good Sports: people who got bamboozled and are reflecting on their own habits, often with an air of exaggerated self-deprecation

3. Silly Goofy Pranksters: people who read the post but then voted for something other than 11. unclear how many of these there actually are or what their motives were.

4. Lucky Souls: people who didn't read the post but picked 11 out of sheer chance. reactions vary but i can't imagine there are too many of these.

5. Defensive Skinmers: people trying to rationalize why they didn't read the paragraph at the top of the post before interacting with it, often citing something like text size. i'm sorry but you need to be more like group 2. the instructions were at the very top, and if you read even the third sentence of that paragraph you would notice something is up. three sentences! is that so hard? do better, please

6. Clueless: still don't get it after voting?? like seeing the insane skew after trying to make a bell curve, rather than thinking "hm maybe there's a reason why the data looks like this" they instead chastise other voters for not making the bell curve, indicating they still have not read the post or really any of the notes around it.

7. Voted On Accident: wow tumblr mobile kinda sucks huh

[bideogaymes]

praying for everyone Black in Belfast rn. hella Black ppl lost they homes as a result of this antiblack terrorism.

[bideogaymes]

like ok allegedly the white people in Northern Ireland terrorizing mainly Black people and poc are British loyalists and not “real Irish” but that video stating that is showing more concern for the white Irish people currently hiding in their homes “in fear” of harm, while real life Black people are actively being harmed lmao like??? get up! if you say you’re not like these white supremacists than show up in defense for the Black people currently being mobbed by people who look like you!

paying liberal lip service does nothing but make sure history doesn’t remember you as the “actual bad guys”, just the cowardly bystanders & it damn sure doesn’t make any moves to protect anyone Black!

[creatingblackcharacters]

It's also like... Unless everyone over there is wearing shirts that say "Safe Catholic Irish" and "Bad UK Irish", there's no way a Black person is gonna know who is safe and who's not. So this idea that "it's not the real Irish" well then yeah the Real Irish need to stand up and get outside then because otherwise... You look just like the guy who burned my house down and I don't have time to give you a ten minute interview on your politics 🤷🏾‍♀️

[dykesbites]

I hate that list so bad

[totallynotgayforyou]

Sharing my favourite games list again

Tumblr's Favourite Games 2025 Editon

A compiled list of Video Games released in 2025 that tumblr might have played or had a big interest in

What games have you played

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Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[neververy4]

[dykesbites]

going to a show to see my friends band let’s pray there are lesbians there

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

The entire saga of my disco elysium oc Steve The Normal Accountant from twitter bc someone asked for it

[probuccalfat]

get off of her (mount everest)!!!

[callmeizukunotdeku]

girl 'mount' is literally in the name

[probuccalfat]

her non-colonial name is sagarmatha. get off of her. go home.

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]

happy pride month from Your favourite disabled dyke mitsi tish. medicine costs from last month and this month and cut hours from last month due to chronic pain have left me kind of in a bind, still a little behind on bills and i've been drained dry after paying off some shit. i don't have any money until tomorrow (thursday) afternoon at the latest and i get paid from my job on friday. could i get some help. i URGENTLY need $20 tomorrow, some for work transport and some for food. paypal in canada doesn't let you withdraw without a $15 minimum and i will not be able to get to work or home without it and i can't not go in and i'm covering someone. anything else will be used for extra for bills or food.

i can do writing, beta/proof reading or little doodles in repayment.

paypal

[quixoticanarchy]

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

[dykesbites]

is Detroit become human any good like I keep hearing vague things abt it being racist but never why and people not on tumblr rlly seem to like it

[woundliqour]

Hiiiii guysss happy pride from your fav doll that never evacuated FL bc ron dipshit cant touch thisss. 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

I finally gave up on insurance this year and started DIY HRT after 10 years waiting to start bc I wanted to do things 'the right way' and I'm 3 months along now. I've gotten closer than I've ever been with my community through sports which was something I had avoided intensely as a trans woman. I've kept the same restaurant job for over a year and I've been getting more opportunities in modeling! I don't always think much of myself, but for now I'd like to take a moment to be proud of myself bc being transfem here made a lot of those prospects feel out of reach for a long time!!

I've also experienced some difficult life changes this year. HUD raised the rent by another $40 effective July, and I have nobody I can split expenses with until my lease is up at the end of November. Because I don't get full 40 hour weeks and only make $16 hourly, I often have to get an advance in order to clear my rent and then scramble for the rest of the month to make up the difference on my utilities, bills, gas prices, and food. I haven't wanted to make another post like this to fundraise, but even with all of the supportive community in my life I have today, my safety net isn't very robust. when I can avoid it I do, but I've had to rely on mutual aid and survival sex work on this platform for years now. If you've read this far thank you, I'm well aware there are people suffering worse than me now and I don't want to divert resources from them, however there's no donation amount that'd be too small to make a difference for me. #paythedolls 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

♡ $Sapphomet ♡ @ Sapphomet ♡ Kofi ♡

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[vnc-deactivated20210107]

looked up celebrities with my sun moon and rising and didn’t recognize anyone so i guess i’m the most famous of us all

[vnc-deactivated20210107]

for those of you curious

[apocherri]

by 2036 all boys will realize theyre actually girls and all girls will realize theyre actually boys except ☝️those that realize they are neither. complete transgender world domination

[omghotmemes]

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

[red-twist]

You just know his ass is saying roo roo