Angry and horny? Congrats, you’re Andrew.
Bitchy and horny? You might be Kevin.
Sad and horny? Looks like you’re Jean then.
In denial and horny? Aw, poor Jeremy.
Not horny but DAMN you like that person? Neil.
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Angry and horny? Congrats, you’re Andrew.
Bitchy and horny? You might be Kevin.
Sad and horny? Looks like you’re Jean then.
In denial and horny? Aw, poor Jeremy.
Not horny but DAMN you like that person? Neil.
Neil always glances over whenever he hears Andrew say ‘no’ to someone, just to make sure he’s okay and safe.
One of my favourite things about Exy is that it's a co-ed sport. They really out here like 'we do not give a fuck what your gender is. Can you take a punch?'
“Give an inch, they’ll take a mile,” except it’s Neil Josten realizing that he can run his mouth all he wants both on and off the court and if HE can’t handle the resulting fight that breaks out, his hunk of arm candy aka scary guard dog aka boyfriend Andrew will handle it FOR him mhm
Once I figure out shipping, it’s over for yall 😏
Yes these are stickers
I got your back 🐾
Neil who hates his hair so Andrew makes it a point to quietly help Neil care for it ie buying good shampoo brands, helping Neil comb out the knots; running his fingers thru it at night.
Neil who hates his eyes so Andrew will drop nonchalant comments about how “they look much better than those shitty contacts you used to wear.” Andrew who knows others agree.
Neil who hates the scars on his face so Andrew will trace over them with the pads of his fingers; will allow the tip of his nose to brush over Neil’s burn scar on his way up to kiss Neil’s temple, because they both enjoy kisses on spots where feeling each other’s pulse is possible.
Neil who hates the constant reminders of his father and Andrew who remains so smitten bcs all he could ever possibly see is Neil.
harvesting period pain and given it all to kevin day
happy st. marks eve to all those who celebrate
Andrew Minyard being unable to keep his hands off Neil is so amusing in retrospect like off the top of my head we have:
Finger on his chin
Hand on his mouth
Hands around his throat (tapping to the rhythm of his pulse)
Fingers in his shirt collar
Hand gripping the back of his neck
Hand ghosting across his back (omg can't believe I nearly forgot this)
And all of this is BEFORE Neil is aware that Andrew's attracted to him
Like we get it!! Every day is Fingers on His Face Friday for you! And Neil just LETS him?? They are both so unserious
Thinking about older blue and adam doing the watch at the graveyard on st mark’s eve. adam freezes up and stops giving blue names and she’s like ??? adam finally finds his voice and tells her. my— stops. tries again. robert parrish. He stares for a long time watching someone unseen to blue move across the graveyard. and then he bounces back like nothing happened. He won’t talk about it after
DIE AND SUFFER BITCHHHH
"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go
Neil: I don't swing. At all. Girls, boys, both, neither; I don't feel attracted to any of them.
also Neil: I want to see you lose control.
Andrew:
Some asshole: what's wrong, daddy didn't teach you manners?
Neil: No, but he did teach me how to carve somebody's liver out, are you volunteering?
Asshole:
Neil:
Andrew: Do it. Kevin could use a new one anyway
Once Andrew and Neil start living together, Neil is comfortable enough to always leave a trail of things behind him. Andrew, tired of cleaning up after him, once told him "for someone who never left a trace, you are messy", and Neil answered "that way you can always find me".
Neil who wants to be found and Andrew who wants to find him.