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Blizzard: haha who wants another animated short?? #gamescom

The creatively starved fandom that has been licking drips of lore off cave walls: me, papa, me please

cryptid sighting party where you and your friendz get together and go to the park in the middle of the night and take blurry pictures of each other

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if i had a dick it would leave a snail trail of cum as it drags on the ground everywhere I go

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you sure did made this post huh

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“why do u like playing as support?” i enjoy the feeling of ppl needing me

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I enjoy knowing that I can choose who lives and dies

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mei-stakes were made

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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i arrive at doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

perry the platypus: trapped

backstory: told

inator: out

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I AM FORCIBLY ESCORTED FROM THE TRI-STATE AREA

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I just wanna hold your stupid hand and make you laugh and kiss you a lot ok

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23 Times Tumblr Realized How Confusing The English Language Is

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in what world have rough and cough not the same pronunciation???

zephyrantha

In America, or at least the part of America where I am (midwest), rough is pronounced with an Uh sound and cough is pronounced with an aw sound. I think it’s the same for most American accents but I could be wrong.

jumpingjacktrash

in what part of the world are they the same, and do you say ruff and cuff, or roff and coff?

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You would not believe your land

if ten million ocean mans

lethargicthylacine

took me by the hand as you understand

someone: are you okay?

me: :)

someone: is that a yes?

me: :)

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PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!!

Put your car keys beside your bed at night. Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It’s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won’t stick around. After a few seconds, all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won’t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.

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I don’t care what your blog theme is, this can save someone’s life and needs to be spread

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We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.