The Dreaming Me Was Happy Just Dreaming

Dys ; She/Her | Existential Nightmare | You either have the feeling or you don’t 🌙 Icon by Baydews

[daddyfuckedme]

[redpandarascal]

the original makes the same point, but it’s funnier

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its so much and its dishonest work

[rongzhi]

Translation request by @unbridled. English added by me :)

[octiolus]

“What’s going on?” “Something you wouldn’t recognize. It’s called love.”

[duckduckgrem]

healing potion, use with caution

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

thrrowing away batteries feels so bad i feel like i should eat them

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

otay

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

hey i dont think theyre playing in there

[parkchanwoohoo]

A problem I have when reading romance novels is I cannot empathize with disliking someone but finding them attractive regardless. If I dislike someone I'm like "You are like a wadded up ball of sweaty socks and I want you to burn in a pyre, undying and screaming for days"

[parkchanwoohoo]

"He infuriated her, though she was willing to admit he was a handsome man" I couldn't begin to tell you what the people I dislike look like because I see red instantly. If you were like "Is he the blond one" I'd be like "idk he's the one who most looks like he should die"

[dysfunctic]

@chutzpahhooplah

[radishnt]

“but what if my friend gets offended and hates me and refuses to speak to me after i set a boundary” easy peasy! that is not your friend. hope this helps

[depsidase]

[snakeeatery]

i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it

[diedinstantly]

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[chandra-telescope]

favourite additions

[chandra-telescope]

[lowpolyanimals]

Ducks from Zookeeper World

[slowspinningredemption]

something I don't think people appreciate enough about Reddit is the sheer dedication tens of thousands of people can have to a good joke

[slowspinningredemption]

for example

[transmechanicus]

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

[an-eccentric-devil]

[nyanbinyuri]

me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE

the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:

[theunvanquishedzims]

# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized

[bourtange]

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

[hollowboobtheory]

WHY are hets so mad at this post I thought you didn’t want to get hit on at gay bars here’s a solution

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: 2005

Skill: Going Fucking Ape Shit

Quote: How’s about you’se comes down here and gets what’s coming to yuh’s?

[theehorsepusssy]