[thoodleoo]

concept: a mini-sphinx that sits on your counter and asks you riddles any time you try to get by her, and if you get the answer wrong she knocks a bunch of shit off the counter

[foldingfittedsheets]

[deathbyyuri]

best magical girl

[dysfunctional-bread]

Cursed_shark

r/cursedcomments - Cursed_shark

16,494 votes and 213 comments so far on Reddit

[dysfunctional-bread]

The bad part of being the black sheep of your vanilla family, it's knowing how  underestimated your brilliant humour is. For example, today my mother was talking about the Victorian dead people photo album. Cause the photos taken several minutes, and you had to stand very still. So of course I take my chance and add to her emotional speech. "Well, that was the only time they kept still enough. So they sure took a bunch of photos before the worms made them shaky shaky little shaggy"

So... Now there is a whatsapp group about not taking me to kids relatives parties

[saino-m]

[huffylemon]

ta da

[stopmakingthosedecisions]

THE WEASARD

[submerged-desires-deactivated20]

[apoliticalfemdomappreciator]

I have learned so many things against my will while browsing this website.

[retrogamingblog2]

Super Smash Bros Commercial from 1999

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[gymleaderkyle-deactivated201510]

[thatsbelievable]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[kingjackalope]

Someone in the comments asked what was going on here:

This dude is brewing some booze. This process creates gas and if you’re not careful with a fully sealed bottle they can explode. The gloves provide space for the gases to gather and a visual way to check the fermentation- if the glove isn’t inflating, something went wrong in that bottle.

He’s saluting them because he’s funny as hell.

[dysfunctional-bread]

[dysfunctional-bread]

[anxietyproblem]

[dysfunctional-bread]

I hate when u forget ur not on internet. Like today, I was talking with my mother about a cannibal who was eating from its victim for nineteen days and she was like " God... so terrible" and suddenly I say "yay... That's a way to make good use of leftovers haha" and she almost killed me

[yurukyarayakusu]

スタイリッシュに飛びましたっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆

I flew with style☆ I’m☆ Chiitan☆!