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welcome weary traveler to your adventure caspian | he/they | deciduous | 26

[dyslexic-spellcheck]

hey sooo maybe??? shut up????

[deathgasmic]

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

[xanaxfarts]

Macro photographs of butterfly and moth wings (2017) by: Linden Gledhill

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[homunculus-argument]

Autism is some monkey's paw sort of shit, you've got the power to give people the most devastating rip-your-scalp-off level insults that will haunt them for life, with a completely straight face, but the catch is that you don't do it on purpose and also have no idea that you're doing it at all before people get mad at you for no apparent reason again.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I've never seen any star trek in my life but I just woke up from a dream on which it was suggested that Kirk ought to be allowed to carry a "tiny Spock knife," ie a tiny knife that can be brandished meaningfully at Spock whenever he's being being a bit much

[girlgrimer]

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....

[lifeofagleek]

this lowkey reminded me of them #fatherdaughter 😁😁

[meanbuddhist]

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

[thechaoticpup]

And for the gentleman, perhaps a kiss on the head and a reminder that he’s a good boy?

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[maxxie-or-smth]

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

[desolationlesbian]

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[tj-crochets]

Links to my free sewing patterns! - big manta ray - smaller manta ray - monster friend (those monsters with horns I’ve been making lately, but without horns) - pie slice - Fred, the Fish of Minimal Effort - tiny cat (aka Jiji) - mini mothman - whale shark/donut whale shark - juggling frog/toad (aka my smallest, simplest frog pattern of the three I’ve made) - large frog - tiny hedgehog - minecraft bee - minecraft zombie - blorbo - Strawberry Hearts quilt pattern - starfish - little octopus - canvas tote (wider than it is tall) - canvas tote (taller than it is wide, more of a grocery bag)  - basic bat and ghost - mini mushroom friends - whale - hammerhead shark - simple seal - cartoon flea (the one from Emperor’s New Groove) - little stingray - little alien  Tutorials: - flannel baby blanket tutorial - onigiri bag tutorial - tomato pattern design walkthrough (how I design the pattern, not a link to the pattern itself) - giant worm tutorial (I don’t know why it’s marked mature? it’s a worm)

[tj-crochets]

Added a little alien pattern! These little aliens fit in my flying saucer plushie/bag but I have not yet shared that pattern (I gotta figure out where I can get more of the plastic dome lid things first) As always, if the timestamp on this reblog is a while in the past, it’s worth clicking through to the original post, I will update it to add links every time I share new patterns on tumblr